The next time you regret spending too much money on a meal or shoes or Pokemon cards, take a deep breathe and tell yourself, “Well, at least I’m not Mike Lindell.”

The MyPillow founder is spending over $1 million a month in his failed bid to get Donald Trump back into the White House; he’s also considered a “reputation risk” by the banks that he does business with, and his libel suit against the Daily Mail for claiming that he wooed 30 Rock actress Jane Krakowski with alcohol was dismissed by a judge. But at least he still plans to put 300 million people in prison for life, so he’s doing great.