It’s moving-in day for students at an unnamed university in “an alternate universe” and things are already heating up in the boys’ dormitory, although the issues at hand are hardly academic.

The freshmen – first-year students who in this case are far from home and looking to form fraternal bonds to get them through the first rough weeks of school – meet their new roommates and dorm neighbours in the tried and true method that has worked for ages: hanging out in each other’s rooms.