NBA Summer Vacation Watch: Summer Is Over, Summer Is Forever, Plus Summer Vacation Watch MVP

NBA Summer Vacation Watch: Summer Is Over, Summer Is Forever, Plus Summer Vacation Watch MVP

Uproxx - News·2021-09-19 07:00

Well my sweet summer lovers, converts and casuals, this is it, we’ve officially arrived at the last dispatch of NBA Summer Vacation Watch. I know what you’re thinking, she’s going to play this noble and stoic, and remind us that all good things, like the seasons, must come to an end. Well forget it! Every summer seems shorter, just a brief and sweaty meteorite blazing across a plane of infinity pools and overpriced seafood in touristy European seaside towns, peeling into oblivion like your first sunburn of the season to become, literally, dust in the wind (most dust is skin). It’s ok to be mournful when you’re watching that golden tan fade in real time, reverting back into the sickly pallor of your skin from fall to mid-spring, it’s basically the same as the scene in Indiana Jones and the Last Crusade, when the dude drinks from the wrong cursed cup and ages in ten seconds into the Crypt Keeper.

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