I used to work in tech as a user experience (UX) expert. I was a professional nerd.

Nerds in our industry like to begin their sentences with “Wouldn’t it be cool...,” as in “Wouldn’t it be cool if we could share photos with our friends from anywhere?” or “Wouldn’t it be cool if we could customise news to our tastes?” or “Wouldn’t it be cool if we could wear virtual makeup?”