Hopefully tops will never underestimate the amount of work that goes into bottoming ever again.

A gay man on Twitter, "FloralAndy," went on a rant about a top who flaked on him the one night he decided to bottom:

"When I woke up this morning, something just hit different, or rather I wanted to be hit different. So I made a bold and daring move, and after eating an omelette with a lot of cheese for brunch, decided that I wanted to bottom."