I hate to be the one to subject you, my beloved reader, to something as repugnant and incredible as what I'm about to reveal. But I cannot possibly bare the burden of having witnessed this deepfake of Nick Offerman as every character on Full House alone.

Look, the Internet is a horrible place. It is an amoral wasteland for basement-dwelling morons to do reprehensible things, like abuse technology (specifically deepfakes!) to spread vile garbage.