This may come as a surprise, but I have a day job of sorts (I’m an editor for a global group of employment lawyers). I know that nice Mr Sunak said freelance journalists earn about £200,000 a year when he announced his support package for the self-employed last month, but I don’t know what happened to mine. Was I mis-sold a heap of PPI? Maybe I bought too many avocado toasts and flat whites. Isn’t that how my millennial brethren mislaid the houses they were supposed to own? Either way, my side hustle is indispensable.