Gone are the days of burrowing your sex toys deep in your sock drawer, these ones deserve pride of place in your bedroom

For my 30th birthday I asked my friendship group for an Edge of Ember necklace, another of the gang was gifted an APC handbag, and one asked us to team up to buy her a Womanizer vibrator. We thought nothing of it and clubbed together the money to buy this life-changing sex toy.