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At least once a week, the Parks and Rec blooper of Andy talking about his wiping problem enters my head. I don't know why — my brain worms just regularly replay the phrase "I'll wipe and I'll wipe and I'll wipe, a hundred times... still poop. It's like I'm wiping a marker or something."