1. A1,000-piece pooping-dogs puzzle featuring all kinds of different breeds (and even a fox) doing their business that's sure to be a hit with your whole household. Shoutout to my grandpa, who once famously slammed on the brakes of his car and yelled to my aunt and uncle, "Look, kids! That dog's taking a crap!"

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My mom just bought this for my aunt for that very reason. 😂

Promising review: "Really good quality and soooo funny. This puzzle is great! Honestly because it’s sort of a funny prank gift, I thought it wasn’t going to be good quality. But it’s actually REALLY nice! The pieces are thick and good quality and a huge variety of shapes that fit together really well. We are big puzzle fans and this one turned out to be one of our favorites — it’s funny, fun to do, and a really nice, solid puzzle! I will totally buy this again for a gift!" —A. Kay

Get it from Amazon for $16.99+ (available in six styles, including a 100-piece version, and in matching coasters).

2. A brand-new White Lotuscocktail recipe book based on the weird and wonderful show. With 60 drinks (including mocktails!) to make, inspired by all three seasons' settings, you can feel like you're at the luxury resort without the...you know, extremely ominous vibes. Wrapping a Peppa Pig-esque pink scarf around your hair while you sip is extra credit.

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Get it from Amazon for $23.37.

3. The cutest cherry toilet brush because it turns out toilet brushes don't have to be just an unsightly necessity. ~Pit~ure this: a bathroom with all the essentials, but that actually feels whimsical — that's about to be your reality.

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Promising review: "This toilet brush makes me want to clean my toilet. It is so cute, exactly what I wanted, and works perfectly!! Fits nicely into my bathroom decor. It was delivered in perfect condition, and I've used it three times now. If you're thinking about buying this...do it!" —Michelle Maroon

Get it from Amazon for $18.99.

4. The sweetest cowgirl Hello Kitty and horse salt and pepper shakers to ~pepper~ a little extra whimsy into your life. Yeehaw!!

BoxLunch

Promising review: "Product was in great condition, also SUPER CUTE." —NG_3042

Get it from BoxLunch for $9.03 (originally $12.90).

5. An artful bumblebee stud and honey drip ear jacket set so unique, everyone will be ~buzzing~ about it. 

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Promising review: "I love honeybees so much. They're my favorite! These earrings are the cutest! The honey side is a little tricky to put in because it’s two separate parts (stud and honey) but I eventually got it and absolutely love these! —Kindle Customer

Get them from Amazon for $24.99 (available in two colors).

6. A flexible flower vase pal you can pose in all kinds of goofy ways, from having him wave to visitors, do the splits, or raise the roof because he's so revved up to be a reservoir for your roses.

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Promising review: "An affable, squishy, bendy, happy little vase! The consensus on my social media page is that everyone should have one of these. I finally got a chance to try it out with some daffodils, and really, it's hard not to smile when you see them." —Susy Lundy 

Get it from Amazon for $19.99 (available in three colors). 

7. A squeal-inducingpotato plush rocking a T-shirt that Little Mermaid, Harry Styles, and Taylor Swift fans alike will flip over. I'll tell you something right now...🎶 floor it through the fences 🎶 and add to cart.

Smoko

🎵 I DON'T CATER TO ALL THESE POTATOES DRESSED IN EMPATH'S CLOTHING!!!! 🎵

Promising review: "Small and cute. Good quality, and the shirt isn't flimsy." —Jon

Get it from Smoko for $24.

8. Bestselling Globbles fidget toys that stretch, squish, and stick to the wall (!!!) without leaving messy residue. You may want to buy a set for every room in the house.

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Just note that if you have pets or really little kids who would wanna put these fun blobs in their mouth, these might not be the best choice for you!

Promising review: "Bought a six-pack for my neurodivergent family. We are all either ADHD or autistic. I struggle with compulsive hair pulling and bought these to help keep my hands busy. They are the perfect size, more satisfying than a stress ball, clean easily, fun to hurl at the wall or ceiling, and so far have lasted very well. I did test the durability of one and did break one when I pulled it as hard as I could — the inside looks something like shaving cream and didn’t smell or anything. But if you have a kid who is an aggressive chewer, perhaps keep an eye on them." —Amazon Customer

Get a set of six from Amazon for$10.99. 

9. A 12-inch wall mirrortrimmed with faux cherries and frosting — it's sure to be the ~icing on the cake~ to your already adorbs bedroom or bathroom decor.

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This Brooklyn–based shop boasts lots of sweets–inspired mirrors, switch covers, and frames!

Promising review: "I cannot wait to give this as a gift! It is beautifully crafted!" —Urban Creek Co.

Get it fromKristaFaceOdditieson Etsy for $42.

10. A fun cat tree available in tons of sizes to fit your home and kitty's needs, and that will make your fur baby feel like they rule the Mushroom Kingdom. It's a meow, Mario.

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Promising reviews: "It's huge. I love it. I saw the dimensions, but I still was not expecting my full-grown cat to look kitten-sized! Super easy to put together. The shape is a *little* awkward, so you'll need quite a bit of space for it than you would think, BUT it is still a good tree. And cute!" —Pixel and Friends (Kait)

"I am not the biggest fan of how cat trees look, and my home decor is 'interesting,' to say the least. This fits in perfectly. I get compliments all the time. Well put together, easily maintained, and my two cats love it." —Jamie G.

Get it from Amazon for $35.99+ (available in five sizes).

11. A racerback romper with adjustable straps available in tons of funky prints from flamingos to dinos to, of course, taco cats in space. Wear it around the house now and then absolutely everywhere this summer or on your next vacation — it would make an adorable swim cover-up!

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Promising review: "I like this because it is easy to pack on a weekend getaway. I wore it around the condo, and the hotel during my summer stays. I used it for pajamas on one of my trips since I forgot to pack for sleep time. So comfy and cute. I wore it out to the beach, and just sitting on the balcony. I plan on buying another." —Pam Smith

Get it from Amazon for $26.99+ (available in women's sizes S–3XL and in 37 styles).

12. Or, if you're more of a Patrick person, a~sexy~ air freshener that'll have people cackling the second they hop into your car. If your vehicle is currently full of smelly smells that smell smelly, swap 'em out for the fitting sea breeze scent emanating from this true Star.

Hot Topic

Get it from Hot Topic for $5.52 (originally $6.90) or Amazon for $9.99.

13. A squee-worthy set of bird sponges complete with a suction! cup! perch! so they can hang out on the side of your sink when not in use. Perchfection.

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Promising review: "Love these little sponges. Adorable and whimsical. Non-scratch, which is effective for scrubbing my dishes. Well made and long-lasting. Highly recommend." —Sharon

Get a set of four and a perch from Amazon for $9.10.

14. A deliciously delightfulbaguette vase you should say "oui oui" to adding to your home. Even if you're the one buying yourself flowers, at ~yeast~ you've got somewhere to put 'em that'll make your spirits ~rise.~ 😉

Urban Outfitters

Promising review: "Love this vase so much!! A funny, awesome touch to a room. We’re calling it modern carb chic. 🤣" —Reginamarieg

Get it from Urban Outfitters for $19.60.

15. A LOL-worthy tortilla blanket so you can fulfill your lifelong dream of becoming a human burrito.

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Promising review: "Perfect gift! Looks delicious. The blanket legit looks like a giant tortilla. It is so soft and would be perfect for one of those lazy days on the couch. This is such a fun gift!! I got this for a friend's birthday gift, and he was thrilled. He eats burritos like four times a week, though, so this was too fitting for him. 😂" —shae

Get it from Amazon for $9.99+ (available in six sizes and three styles).

16. An almost-not-to-be-believed New York hot dog corgi purse (yes, you read that right). I honestly don't know where to begin...the fuzz? the toppings?? The I ❤️ NY tag??? The convenient crossbody strap??? The TONGUE?!?!? 

Vendula London

It's from aLondon-based brand that makes vegan purses in tons of truly unique and squee-worthy designs. I want EVERYTHING.

Get it from Vendula London for $223.

17. A Dracula garlic mincer — which you can also use for things like ginger and nuts, though those aren't as funny — if you wanna add some spooky ~seasoning~ to your dishes. Just pop in the garlic and twist to press, crush, and mice several cloves at a time!

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Promising review: "I purchased this as a gift for my friend who is a fantastic cook — she uses fresh ingredients almost exclusively — but pressing fresh garlic is a task usually delegated. No longer — Gracula is there for her. She uses him nearly every time she needs garlic (which is basically daily) and, months later, still makes a point of saying how much she enjoys the gift. I'm pretty sure she likes it better than other gifts I've gotten her, which were more expensive/thought out, and I'm fairly certain it's what took me from good friend to best friend, but it is that way sometimes. Anyway, definitely recommended for people who cook with garlic and have a sense of humor." —L

Get it from Amazon for $16.95 (also check out the matching rollerand rocker!).

18. A dimmable duck light who is quite simply a very big mood. He is made of squishy silicone, seems 100% DONE with doing anything (same), has a 30-minute auto-shutoff timer feature and three brightness settings, and, yes, also features a drawn-on butthole. It's the little things.

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Promising review: "So cute and fun yet functional. I got this because it was on a deal, and I loved the duck, but I knew I would have a place for it. As a joke, I stuck it next to my husband's side of the bed, and he absolutely loves it. Our room is dark at night. He’ll reach over when he’s getting up in the morning, tap it, and we instantly have a very light glow in the room. You can have it set to stay on or turn off after 30 minutes, which is great so that it doesn’t wear out. Also comes with a charger, a key feature so you’re not constantly having to change batteries, which is always nice. Definitely a nice addition to use in an area that’s dark and could use a little light." —L. Marshall

Get it from Amazon for $15.99+ (also available in two other very cute and quirky designs).

19. And a silly duck chair pillow because your current uncomfy seat and boring WFH setup always tempts you to ~duck~ out of work early. This dude is cushy, fuzzy, and completely absurd — literally what more could you want?

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Promising review: "This product is a little smaller than maybe what I was expecting. Regardless, it is still very comfortable. I spend a lot of my time sitting on the computer but don’t have a legitimate desk chair, and this has definitely been a breath of fresh air for my rather unforgiving wooden kitchen chairs. Plus, I was looking for something cute and fun to bring some more color to my apartment, and this adorable duck definitely accomplishes that. I think it would be extra perfect for kids, too!" —Claire Rorick

Get it from Amazon for $34.99.

20. A bold and sparkly Mickey Mouse ears pizza bag charm sure to be a compliment magnet at Disney parks and literally everywhere else, too. If the House of Mouse always has a pizza your heart, this is for you.

BaubleBar

Get it from BaubleBar for $48 (also available in six other foods).

21. An OMG-worthy (and actually functional!) Dali-inspired melting clock that'll look unbelievably cool hanging off your shelf and basically turn your living or bedroom into a surrealist masterpiece.

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Get the required AA battery here.

Promising review: "This is an awesome clock for anyone who loves Dali and surrealist art. It is a great value for the money considering it is super cool and seems to be good quality. The whole clock is encased in a distorted plastic bubble which is very cool. The metallic part is also plastic, which is fine. It ticks a bit loudly, but I personally like that, I'm just glad such a cool clock is also fully functional." —Zach

Get it from Amazon for $16.99.

22. A "Noodle Monster" spaghetti container because frankly I don't care about the hip, aesthetic way the Kardashians and such organize their dry goods — I want mine to be cute and ideally, alien-themed, dang it!!!!!

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It's airtight and dishwasher-safe.

Promising review: "I love this so much. Like, so much.The canister part is glass, which I love. It's tall enough for long pasta, but also good for macaroni. His lil' noodle noggin is plastic with a silicone seal, so it's actually practical while also being literally the cutest thing in the world. And his eyestalks make opening the lid a breeze while also being absolutely adorable. I really want a little gang of them for my pantry, and I'd make little hats for them." —Surua

Get it from Amazon for$27.95+ (available in two sizes).

23. Cutie patootie wooden bunny toast tongs ~ear~ to ensure your fingertips stay safe while impatiently reaching for your freshly-toasted everything bagel.

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Promising review: "I figured it was more of a novelty than anything and doubted that I would use it much, but decided to try it out anyway. Turns out that I actually use it quite often! It allows me to grab my bread/bagel/muffin from the toaster without either burning my fingers or having to wait until it's cooled (and therefore, less likely to melt the butter or cream cheese I attempt to spread onto it). Also, since the bunny is quite adorable and stands upright, I can set it on my counter beside my toaster, so it doesn't take up more space in my (very full) utensil drawer." —Sarah D. C. F.

Get them from Amazon for $14.95.

24. And finally, a bejeweled butter bag (try saying that three times fast), to make your night out outfit so much more delicious than everyone else's. Butter makes everything better — and you'd butter prepare yourself for compliments.

Betsey Johnson

Get it from Betsey Johnson for $128.

The reviews used in this post have been edited for length and/or clarity.