1. A very appropriate headband if need an extra hand keeping your hair out of your face while slathering your skin with slimes and serums. Now please tell me, is this a snail, slug, or alien headband?

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Promising review: "I love this SO MUCH. I embrace my inner snail every time I wash my face. It's soft but not too fluffy and thick. It has a nice stretch, but it's also not too loose where I feel like it's falling. Buy some for you and your snail friends :)" —sam

Get it from Amazon for $5.99+ (available in 18 colors).

2. Some Goldfish-shaped magnets to happily turn your fridge into a sea of everyone's favorite smiling snack crackers. 

Handy Cute Art / Etsy

Handy Cute Art is a Miami-based small business.

Promising review: "Such a cute little item. Giving this to my friend for her birthday. It's one of those things you didn't know you needed 'til you see it." —Theresa Jenkins

Get six magnets from Handy Cute Art on Etsy for $14.

3. A cute telescoping boba pencil case so taking notes and studying for exams is a little less sad and dreary.

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Promising review: "I’m able to fit quite a few pencils, highlighters, pens, and erasers. The material makes it easy to hand wash or machine wash. It’s sturdy, durable, and makes a perfect gift." —Vergeta Jones

Get it from Amazon for $7.99+ (available in six colors).

4. A vase with posable arms and legs because your bouquet just doesn't look as weird as you'd like it to look.

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Promising review: "The consensus on my social media page is that everyone should have one. I finally got a chance to try it out with some daffodils, and really, it's hard not to smile when you see them." —Susy Lundy

Get it from Amazon for $20.90 (available in three colors).

5. A set of nail files that are equal parts cute and practical. Scratch their bellies while scratching your overgrown nails!

Uncommon Goods

Promising review: "My gal was immediately smitten with these kittens! These nail files are the cat's meow! Functional AND adorbs!!! We both purr-sonally recommend them!" —OBX Ben

Get a three-pack from Uncommon Goods for $16 (available in puppy or kitten designs).

6. An octopus-shaped blackhead remover for exfoliating your skin while pulling out whiteheads, blackheads, and other pore-clogging yuckies. 

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Promising review: "After just two days of use, this adorable little octopus has done wonders for me, smells great too. Here's how I used it: I wore down the stick just a little to where the texture from the salt is visible, scrubbed around on my face so there was plenty of product, then I used my fingers to gently massage all the gunk away. Rinse, pat dry, and enjoy the softness. Highly recommended for people with sensitive skin like me." —LuckLocust

Get it from Amazon for $12.50. 

7. A sad duck night-light if you could use a late-night study buddy, movie-watching companion, or a friend with whom you can commiserate after a rough day.

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Promising review: "Like a lot of us, this duck is just doing the best they can. They look a bit sad and forlorn but yet they’re a literal bright spot in your day. I work from home and I don’t typically like a lot of lights on when I’m working but this little friend gives off just enough light to make my day a little more cheerful and I haven’t bitten anyone since I started using it as a little desk lamp. It’s has also come in quite handy when I’ve lost power during a few summer storms. It’s not bright enough to read with but it is good at banishing the creepy things that live under your bed. It seems to hold a charge for a good amount of time and it charges easily on my laptop while I’m working. I didn’t have many expectations for this little light but it’s cute and useful and I am considering buying a few more." —Rebecca Swanson

Get it from Amazon for $16.99.

8. A pair of cat paw oven mitts to protect your hands from any ~cat-tastrophes~ in the kitchen involving hot bakeware.

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Promising review: "Ordered for my mom and was shocked at the quality! They are sooo thick and the design looks high end and exactly as pictured. Very impressed." —Nicole T

Get them from Amazon for $13.99.

9. A vampire-shaped garlic press so your hands don't reek for the next three days. Just twist the Count's head to crush the garlic — easy peasy garlic squeezy. Be careful not to have too much fun with this or you'll end up crushing more garlic than you need...which is not a bad problem to have tbh.

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This little bloodsucker is 100% food-safe, BPA-free, and dishwasher-safe!

Promising review: "It's so ridiculous how cute and functional it is! I hated chopping or mincing garlic before getting this! It is fast and efficient and can get a lot done quickly. Did I mention how cute this is? Also, please know this IS dishwasher-safe. I pop the hair off before putting the top in the dishwasher, and the bottom is one piece, so no issues of water getting in and staying there, as other reviewers have expressed concerns about. BUT! If there is ONE THING that is a bit of a pain, it is getting ALL the bits out — but a small silicone spatula or scraper does the trick just fine for me! I use this garlic tool daily; it is honestly a game changer for my cooking game!" —Llamazon Customer

Get it from Amazon for $24.95.

10. A ~wooly~ adorable shaved sheep plushie that sheds its coat at the slide of a zipper. (Wish this were me in the summer!!)

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Promising review: "I love him. He is so cute and so well-made. He is the perfect size and shape. I named him Banana Peel Son since his wool comes off like a banana peel. Adorable. Would recommend to everyone." —Aerebys Stare

Get it from Amazon for $11.99.

11. A set offrench fry clips for a ~spud-tacular~ and eco-friendly alternative to the tape you're currently using (and that  — ugh! — always comes unstuck). They come in a hilarious little magnetic fry carton, so just grab one any time you need a chip clip. 

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Promising review: "These are very cute, and I love the magnet holder that sticks on my fridge so they are easily accessible. Not sure about the durability, haven't used very long." —Save the Bees

Get a set of 12 clips from Amazon for $14.90. 

12. A pair of acrylic earrings if animals in glittery cowboy boots is your vibe. Yeehaw!

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Promising review: "Bigger than I expected, but I'm definitely pleased! Super cute, and the dinosaur fossil outline painted on the earrings is crisp and clean looking, not smudged, which I was a little worried about. They are extremely lightweight and easy to wear for a long time. Great quality, and I'll probably end up ordering another pair to gift to a friend. LOVE." —Jacqueline Ryan

Get them from Amazon for $5.99 (available in 29 styles).

13. A laptop sticker to make your coworkers think twice before communicating with you. "I hope this email finds you before I do, Susan!"

Seven Virgo Studio / Etsy

Seven Virgo Studio is an Illinois-based small business run by Rachel.

Promising review: "Super cute sticker!" —Anna

Get it from Seven Virgo Studios on Etsy for $4.

14. A social battery pin because sometimes you can't even put together nice words to make people leave you the heck alone.

Atelier Eumori / Etsy

Atelier Eumori is a Singapore-based small business.

Promising review: "Very sturdy and functional. Just what I was looking for." —Anton

Get it from Atelier Eumori on Etsy for $29.54 (available in three colors and two backing styles; there's also a version without emojis).

15. A door hinge topper that'll accessorize a spot in your home that I'm 99.9% sure you've never thought of accessorizing. Good luck forgetting that this exists!

Obnoxiously Magnetic / Etsy

Obnoxiously Magnetic is a small business based in Cincinnati, Ohio.

Promising review: "So cute! I want an entire collection now. I've already put the little elephant up, and I'm waiting for people to notice him. Thank you! Love him!" —Eileen Lessard

Get it from Obnoxiously Magnetic on Etsy for $9 (Psst! There are so many other fun door hinge magnets to check out.)

16. An oversized strawberry blanket hoodie for those days you want to bring the coziness of your bed with you. There's a jumbo pocket for holding all your snacks — like the handful of pretzels you snarf down during the work day.

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Promising review: "Literally so perfect, very soft and comfortable, the colors are very vibrant and beautiful. If I start moving around my house doing chores, it does get a little warm, but I run warm most of the time and keep my house super cold, so it's not an issue at all!! I can't wait for the fall/winter to come because this will be a game changer!!" —Nicole Muse

Get it from Amazon for $28.99 (available in dozens of styles and kid sizes). 

17. A cactus cat scratcher to ~prickle~ your cat's fancy and convince them to give *it* a scratch (and not your couch legs).

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Promising review: "I'm absolutely delighted with the cactus tree cat scratch post I recently purchased! Not only does it add a fun and quirky touch to my home decor, but it's also a huge hit with my cats. They absolutely love it! There are several scratching posts to provide plenty of space for them to satisfy their natural scratching instincts, saving my furniture from their claws. The cactus design is not only adorable but also sturdy and well-built, ensuring it can withstand even the most enthusiastic scratching sessions. Plus, the added dangling toys provide extra entertainment for my furry friends. Overall, this cactus tree scratch post has exceeded my expectations, and I couldn't be happier with my purchase!" —Jacob Bressers

Get it from Amazon for $19.99+ (available in three sizes).

18. A Jellycat storm cloud plushie so you can turn his little frown upside down. LOOK AT HIM. DO NOT MAKE HIM MORE SAD BY NOT TAKING HIM HOME. PLEASE!

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Promising review: "So cute, so soft, I love his little frown. Totally worth every penny! I'm 30 years old and bought this for myself, lol." —alee

Get it from Amazon for $33.

19. A magnetic cat AirPod holder because you'll get such a kick out of handing over your earbuds to this little fellow that you might actually set a record for the longest amount of owning a pair of earbuds before losing them.

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Promising review: "Stop the annoyance and panic due to misplaced earbuds. The kitties are super cute and stand up well." —Rita A. Coombs

Get it from Amazon for $9.99+ (available in white or black).

20. A lil' polar bear hydrating eye stick that'll help hydrate and cool your puffy, tired eyes. A very big-brained reviewer recommends sticking it in the freezer before you use it so it's extra chilly.

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Promising review: "I have always had serious dark circles and bags under my eyes, and this has really changed that for me. The results are incredible. The puffiness is gone. The dark circles are hardly noticeable. My sensitive skin has not broken out. I never write reviews, but this was so good that I had to write a review. This actually works." —Ben

Get it from Amazon for $9.90 (available in two other styles).

21. A crochet shrimp surprise box — or should I say ~shrimprise~ box — for the most awesome crochet crustacean friend. Each shrimp comes with a mystery costume and accessories. (My personal favorite is cowboy shrimp, but office shrimp is also a vibe.)

Offkilter Company / Etsy

Offkilter Company is a small business based in Arizona. All products, including the mystery shrimp, are handmade by Nat, the store owner!

If you don't like surprises, there are five known styles that you can choose from. But if you like a little mystery, choose the "Surprise Me!" option — there are unlimited possibilities, including "DND Shrimp," "Office Shrimp," or "Popcorn Shrimp."

Promising review: "ADORABLE. One of the best purchases of my life. I bought three as gifts and now I want to order more for myself!" —C Van

Get it from Offkilter Company on Etsy for $24.99 (available in five styles plus a "surprise me" option).

22. Some fuzzy hand towels shaped like hedgehogs if your bathroom is seriously lacking in ~quill-ity~ decor. 

Amazon

Promising review: "Not only do these towels effectively dry your hands, they add a touch of whimsy to your decor. They are great for small bathrooms with limited space." —Lisa Naegele

Get a set of two from Amazon for $16.99 (available in four colors).

23. A cutie-patootie mushroom spoon rest to make the mundane task of making Monday dinners a lil' more fun.

Amazon

Promising review: "I love the mushroom theme! I was surprised by how big and sturdy it is! It is big enough that I can actually put two appliances on it while cooking. Matches perfectly with my other mushroom decor." —Leeann D.

Get it from Amazon for $13.97.

24. An extra-extra long plushie so stinkin' delightful and absolutely ridiculous you kinda sorta have to order it.

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Promising review: "My kids love these long cats. And now we buy them for gifts for all their firiends. It is unique and fun especially if you struggle with gift ideas. It's perfect." —Ali M.

Get it from Amazon for $14.99+ (available in 5 lengths and 17 styles).

25. A kinda gross but super helpful "Shower Cat" because you slap your shed hair on the shower wall (it me!) and then inevitably forget to throw it away, much to the chagrin of your housemates. Let the Shower Cat's soft "teeth" grab your strands before it starts a colony in your shower drain.

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Shower Cat is a small business established in 2021 specializing in products to prevent shower clogs. 

Promising review: "I first saw this product on TikTok, and I knew immediately that I needed it. I just moved into a new apartment, and I didn't want to be how I used to be, where I'd just let hair go down the drain and plug it eventually or peel it off of the drain after each shower. It works great, but I probably need some practice with it. I currently just floss my hair through it so it will hold them and there are a few stray hairs that don't stick. I would recommend to anyone who is tired of putting your loose strands of hair on the shower wall." —Cari Schwartzkopf

Get it from Amazon for $14.95. 

26. A cow-shaped fridge deodorizer that'll neutralize stinky smells so you're not rooting around your refrigerator trying to figure out what the heck smells so bad. ~Udderly~ amazing!

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Promising review: "We came back from vacation, and our fridge smelled of onions so badly, so I ordered this guy, and it came the next day. I put some baking soda inside, and in about four hours, my fridge was odor-free! Plus, who wouldn't wanna see this cute guy when you open up the fridge!" —Andrew Ramsaran

Get it from Amazon for $9.99.

The reviews for this post have been edited for length and clarity.