1. A Goldfish trophy for the pro angler — OK, pro snacker — who wants to showcase their amazing abilities (fishing in the bag for the last remaining crumbs).

Bogus Bites / Etsy

Remember to check the dimensions before purchasing! Bogus Bites is based in Pennsylvania and sells food-themed art. 

Promising review: "Adorable addition to my kitchen! Great catch. 🎣" —savannah

Get it from Bogus Bites for $67.99.

2. A pocket library complete with mini books. Give it a shake to satisfy your lust for destruction, then meditatively put them back on their shelves when you need a little screen break. 

SMZHDLTD / Etsy

You can customize it with a quote on the back. SMZHDLTD is a UK-based Etsy shop. 

Promising review: "This was a gift for my sister who's a teacher. She collects miniatures and decorates her desk at work with them. She was absolutely blown away by this! It didn't look cheap. The tiny books are adorable. I may purchase one for myself now." —Kristin

Get it from SMZHDLTD for $31.23.

3. A Puppagotchi tag to celebrate the fact that you graduated from virtual to real pets. Remembering to feed them, pick up poop, provide ample pats — same thing, really. 

Barkada / Etsy

You can customize the back with your name and phone number. Barkada sells enamel keychains and dog tags from Los Angeles. 

Promising review: "This ID tag is SO cute and nostalgic. It was a perfect fit for my pup's collar. The engraving is nice and dark and has not worn down at all. Included a gold keyring to attach it, which complemented the gold tag perfectly. The seller also included a little personal note, which I loved! Will ONLY be shopping from them for future tags!" —Virginia

Get it from Barkada for $23.99+ (available in colors/sizes).  

4. Dagger-shaped push pins so you can dramatically add your to-do list to your corkboard. Main quest chores like doing the dishes will have to wait — there are more exciting side quests (like decorating your corkboard) to take care of first! 

Spooky Street Trinkets / Etsy

Spooky Street Trinkets is based in New York and sells fun novelty gifts.

Promising review: "These are super cute, and the variety makes for a striking arrangement on my cork board. You get what you're looking at, so if you think the pictures look good, then you should get these." —hecate 

Get a pack of five from Spooky Street Trinkets for $15. 

5. A pasta box keychain with lil' bowties you can shake around. A perfect accessory for anyone who plans on ordering noodles with butter at the restaurant later. 

Octobits / Etsy

Octobits sells video game- and food-inspired keychains and stickers.

Promising review: "Great item, good quality, and just like the images! Love it!" —Amanda

Get it from Octobits for $9.75 (originally $13). 

6. And a pair of handmade farfalle barrettes that are almost im-pasta-bly cute. Pair with some butter earrings to complete the look. 

Britts Highlights / Etsy

Britts Highlights is a Florida-based shop established in 2021 that specializes in unique hair accessories. 

Get them fromBritts Highlights for $16.95.

7. AMcLovin fake ID I'm pretty sure would work if you flashed it at a liquor store. Luckily, we're all adults here with backup IDs in case it doesn't. 

I Love My Maltese / Etsy

I Love My Maltese is a novelty Etsy shop based in California. 

Promising review: "I swear this looks better than my actual ID. 😀 It’s worth the money." —Jeremy 

Get it from I Love My Maltese for $6.99 (can be customized with your face and info). 

8. Freshly baked, Hokkaido-style milk bread so pillowy soft, you'll want to take a nap on it like that influencer who pushes her face into different breads. If boomers can splurge on little porcelain figurines, you can splurge on fluffy bread for next-level breakfast pics. One reviewer said tasting this heavenly loaf transported them back to Japan. 🇯🇵

Sweetsun By Jessica / Etsy

Sweetsun By Jessica is a Texas-based bakery. 

Promising review: "Very tasty bread! This is my third purchase. I recommend this if you are looking for a Japanese milk toast." —Keiko

Get it from Sweetsun By Jessica for $23.80+ (available in two flour options and multipacks). 

9. An outrageously sillySonny Angel shelf you can use to display your favorite lil' naked babies — or any other small figurines. I wonder who you'll pick for the coveted cloud swing spot. 

CapsuleCoInnovations / Etsy

CapsuleCoInnovations sells 3D-printed decor. 

Promising review: "Sooooooo cute! I have been trying to find a cute and organized way to display my Sonnys — this was perfect!" —Stevie

Get it from CapsuleCoInnovations for $14.99+ (available in eight colors). 

10. A silly goose badge — congrats on your promotion! Now that you've been deputized, let's hit the streets and start pieing people in the face. 

Kyn You Believe It / Etsy

Kyn You Believe It is a woman-owned business based in Texas. 

Promising review: "Looks even better in person, super cute. Shipped out quickly as well. Thank you!" —Mills X

Get it from Kyn You Believe It for $8.

11. Magnets shaped like Goldfish or chocolate truffles, to really capture the magic of your kitchen (the place where the snacks are).

Handy Cute Art / Etsy, Bows & Silos / Etsy

Promising review (for the Goldfish): "These are really awesome. They have a tactile feel like the real thing! Magnets are super powerful. I’m going to buy a few more. Love these." —Tamed

Get the six Goldfish from Handy Cute Art for $10.50 or the three chocolate truffles from Bows & Silos for $19.95.

12. A brass dragon journal clip that makes even the stuffiest of work feel like you're playing a round of Dungeons & Dragons! Adding another 9 am meeting to your agenda? Better roll for Constitution. 😬

The Creeping Moon / Etsy

The Creeping Moon sells spooky stationery from Seattle. 

Promising review: "This is a beautiful clip. It's heavy enough to actually hold quite a bit, but not so heavy as to weigh my planner down." —Connie

Get it from The Creeping Moon for $16.50.

13. Puffy bookends in bright colors to make your bookshelf feel like it came straight from the MoMA gift shop — even if you have more romantasy novels than sleek art books.  

Benga Studio / Etsy

Benga Studio 3D prints their decor items with bio-sourced plant-based plastic.

Promising review: "Super lightweight, I appreciate that it's harder for me to see the lines of the 3D printing, almost like it was sanded down but still has texture. It looks super modern." —Nicole

Get them from Benga Studio for $32.67+ (originally $43.56; available in five shapes and 20 colors). 

14. A magical Disney sun catcher to make your home the happiest place on Earth — because rainbows = happiness, duh.

Wish Upon Magic / Etsy

Wish Upon Magic is a small Disney-themed gift shop. 

Promising review: "I am obsessed with this little window cling. It makes the best rainbows all day long!" —Nicole

Get it from Wish Upon Magic for $11.99.

15. A pair of cowboy chicken earrings with some great, flashy boots. Bob your head to make them do a lil' square dance. 

Eclectika Designs Shop / Etsy

Eclectika Designs Shop is run by Vianey Flores in Illinois. They sell clay accessories shaped like chickens, llamas, and abstract shapes. They also make cowboy chicken pins.

Promising review: "Amazing! Super cute and stylish; wore them today and got amazing compliments. 😊 Def going to order from this shop again! Thank you so much!" —Rachel

Get them from Eclectika Designs Shop for $26.

16. A jumbo carrot body pillow in case you wanna inject some serious vitamin A into your home. Snuggle up with this 4-foot-long plush and live out Bugs Bunny's greatest dream. 

Jumbo Jibbles / Etsy

Jumbo Jibbles sells oversized food throw pillows and sweaters. 

Promising review: "In a world full of uncertainty, and in the times we live in, I have to say this giant carrot gave me the serotonin boost I needed. I love it beyond words. The quality is amazing; thank you for your art!" —Robyn

Get it from Jumbo Jibbles for $110. 

17. An adorable acetate hair claw because why settle for a plain one when there are an infinite number of far cuter options? Good luck picking one! It was hard enough to pick just three to show you.

New Heights Studio / Etsy, Sunnie Creative / Etsy, CuteSewLuna / Etsy

Promising review (for the bow): "It's a very cute hair claw that's well made. Thank you so much! :)" —Amy

Get them from Etsy: the bow from New Heights Studio for $20, the bok choy from Sunnie Creative for $18, or the Pompompurin from CuteSewLuna for $20.

18. A New Moon filter keychain so you can look at the world as if it were featured in the Twilight Saga. Bright summer day? Gross! Throw some moody Washington dreariness over it. 

Pretty Candy Pin Company / Etsy

Pretty Candy Pin Company sells other Twilight filters like Eclipse and Breaking Dawn Part I. 

Promising review: "Seriously impressed with this item/seller. It’s perfect and arrived SO quickly. I’ve been waiting years to purchase this, but figured now is the time since I have a trip to Forks, Washington coming this summer. Extremely happy and will definitely recommend to all my Twi-hard friends. Thank you!" —Alexandra

Get it from Pretty Candy Pin Company for $14. 

19. A large Prismo tufted rug, which might be peak Millennial home decor. Like all of Prismo's wishes, you'll get what you want (a cool as heck rug) but with a catch (your parents will sigh every time they see it).  

Milk Needle / Etsy

Milk Needle sells handmade tufted acrylic rugs from Ukraine. 

Promising review: "This rug is AMAZING! I can't wait to give it to my brother." —Janna

Get it from Milk Needle for $292.50. 

20. Bath spaghettiso you can feel like a lil' meatball swimming in a tub of marinara. If only you had this as a kid! Don't worry; this unique body wash doesn't smell like tomato sauce — instead, expect zesty orange and grapefruit. 

Paper Plane / Etsy

It's made with shea butter, olive oil, and coconut oil. Just grab a pinch and rub it over wet skin. Paper Plane sells cute gag gifts from the UK. 

Promising review: "This is such a fun idea! It smells as good as it looks, plus I love that you can play with it and not get in trouble for playing with your food. ;) Definitely recommend!" —Amaya

Get it from Paper Plane for $14.12.

21. A UFO abduction lamp to add a little Mulder to your otherwise Scully-esque desk. It comes with a color-changing remote so you can pick whatever hue matches the moo-d (sorry). 

Atom by Adam / Etsy

You can make the light strobe, fade, or sync with your music. Despite what the images suggest, this is a USB-corded device. Atom by Adam is located in North Carolina. 

Promising review: "It's a fun gift. I bought it for my husband, and we are both so in love with it! We went with the alien option and love how the light color can be changed." —Charlotte

Get it from Atom By Adam for $49.99+ (available with or without an alien). 

22. Or a pair of earrings depicting a UFO abduction scene — not even extra-terrestrials can resist a good cat snuggle. 

Dear Prudence, Berlin / Etsy

Dear Prudence, Berlin sells surrealist accessories. 

Promising review: "I love these earrings so much! I wore them to a meet-up of cat-loving friends, and they were a hit." —Rainpdx

Get it from Dear Prudence, Berlin for $44.65+ (available in three finishes and four materials). 

23. A coconut wax candle with a 3D hot dog poking out of it. Don't worry! It doesn't smell like lunch meat — you can pick a scent like citrus, lavender, or coconut cream. 

Candle Lume / Etsy

Candle Lume is based in Canada and sells custom candles. 

Promising review: "I love the candle! Great addition to my apartment. Really nice quality and unique!" —laurenhekman96

Get it from Candle Lume for $24.62.

24. A Perry the Platypus mug complete with fedora lid. Just remove the hat when you want to pour in your drink and...wait, where did Perry go? The ceramic mug is handmade, so it takes about 10 days to make.  

Castelida / Etsy

Castelida is a small shop based in Turkey that sells handmade ceramics. 

Promising review: "The mug arrived quickly and matched the description in the listing and the photos provided. Both the body of the mug and the lid (hat) are of high quality." —jamesferrari

Get it from Castelida for $49.50 (originally $55).

25. Aglass butterfly ring to create the illusion that you're a fairy princess who often has sparkly butterflies land on them. 

Glaze Heart Studio / Etsy

All rings are size 8. Because these are made by hand, they might look a little different than the photo. Glaze Heart Studio sells glass figurines. 

Get it from Glaze Heart Studio for $16.99+ (available in seven colors). 

26. A pack ofmedieval cat stickersfor anyone who loves a good wonky feline. Amazing how cat memes have existed for thousands of years.

White Bee Gifts / Etsy

White Bee Gifts is based in the UK and sells stickers and other stationery. 

Promising review: "These cats brighten my life significantly. 10/10, all 5 stars, 100% recommend." —megandiamond91

Get a pack of 12 from White Bee Gifts for $5.32.

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