Unless otherwise specified, all sizes in this post are listed in women's.

1. A strapless maxi for the wedding invite that says "black tie optional" which I've personally always found confusing. The easy way out: A simple black dress, a la the below.

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Price: $145 (available in sizes XS–XL)

2. Statement floral earrings that can make any 'fit look fresh and new, cc: the same dress you've worn to the last 10 weddings (you always fail to order a new one in time and also, you don't have the patience to look through pages upon pages of listings).

Shopbop

Price: $78

3. A metallic lopsy bag with an ergonomic design I'll be referring to as my emotional support purse, the perfect accessory to cling to when I have to talk to yet another wedding attendee that I don't like.

Shopbop

Price: $295

4. A strapless dress that looks like something the main character in a Netflix original series about corrupt families with gorgeous summer homes out East would wear, and I mean that in a good way.

Shopbop

Price: $198 (available in sizes XS–XL)

5. A Badgley Mischka sandal about to become your permanent +1 to every single wedding you ever attend, ever. For everyone trying to build a capsule wardrobe: Here's that simple heel you've been searching for.

Shopbop

Price: $235 (available in sizes 5.5–10)

6. A mini dress for a gorgeous pop of pink and fun bow details on the side. If assuming the role of "cool aunt" had a uniform, this would be it.

Shopbop

Price: $205 (available in sizes 2–18) 

7. A halter dress in wine red which is, in my opinion, a better version of the "little black dress" everyone seems to obsess over. This is equally as versatile.

Shopbop

Price: $89 (available in sizes XS–XXXL) 

8. A foldover clutch from Florian London that is *perfect* for RSVP occasions because it's compact but still fits all your essentials. Excuse me whilst I go ahead and purchase it for myself.

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Price: $183 (originally $305) 

9. A strapless midi giving "garden party" vibes, perfect for the outdoor wedding in which you've been furiously checking (and rechecking) the weather app for.

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Price: $158 (available in sizes XS–XL) 

10. Pearl earrings to zhuzh up the simple dress you've worn at least *checks Instagram feed* a dozen times in the past year.

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Price: $30.80 (originally $44)

11. A drop-waist number made from a deliciously soft fabric, the kind that won't feel itchy or scratchy in the middle of your umpteenth "Cha Cha Slide."

Shopbop

Price: $109 (available in sizes XXS–XXXXL and two colors) 

12. A halter dress embellished with seashell accents for the landlocked summer wedding. Yes, we're in a concrete ceremony hall, but why not bring some beachside joy to the occasion, eh?

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Price: $288 (available in sizes XS–XL) 

13. A floral midi perfect for the daytime ceremony that's not *technically* a destination wedding but is so far upstate, it might as well be called one. The drive? Annoying. But at least your ensemble will be A+.

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Price: $136 (available in sizes XS–L) 

14. A slinky jersey dress for the fashion-forward guest, deserving of a spot on their Instagram (feed, not stories, which is really saying something).

Shopbop

Price: $249 (available in sizes XXS–XL)

15. A tennis necklace that is the epitome of elegance, not just for weddings but for everyday outfits. Do you have a house in the Hamptons and enjoy eating caviar? If you were wearing this, my assumption would be that you do.

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Price: $34 (originally $96) 

16. A green gown that's making me wish I could go back in time and redo my bridal party color scheme, but hey, coulda woulda shoulda.

Shopbop

Price: $328 (available in sizes 0–12) 

17. A cotton maxi dress with a lace-up back to ensure a supportive, glove-like fit — the perfect dress for anyone who'd prefer to go sans underwire.

Shopbop

Price: $228 (available in sizes XS–XL)

18. A nude pump for an easy peasy style that will go with *any* dress in your closet, regardless of color, length, style, etcetera.

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Price: $180 (available in sizes 5–11) 

19. A V-neck number if you're looking to dip your toe into the world of florals, but perhaps aren't ready to commit to pastels.

Shopbop

Price: $298 (available in sizes 0–12) 

20. A shell clutch if statement accessories have been your shopping bread and butter lately. Why not give your gloss a fun place to call home for the night?

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Price: $119

21. A slip dress because destination weddings are a scam (I said what I said), but at least we can have fun with the resortwear uniform, I say through gritted teeth.

Shopbop

Price: $219 (available in sizes S–L) 

22. A knit dress you could wear to a fancy wedding with heels, yes, but it's also the perfect dinner date outfit: Just add some heeled boots and a leather jacket.

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Price: $178 (available in sizes XS–XL) 

23. A halter dress if you've been desperate for an excuse to add some sparkle to your wardrobe. Sequins + weddings = a match made in RSVP heaven.

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Price: $179 (available in sizes 4–12) 

24. Crystal accent earrings that have just proven – for me, personally — that love at first sight does exist. These will be mine.

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Price: $58

25. A splurge-worthy tiered dress for that Tuscan countryside-themed wedding, the decor for which has been almost completely lifted from a curated "Italian wedding" Pinterest feed.

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Price: $895 (available in sizes XS–L)

26. A dotted mini that feels like something the main character in a modern-day John Hughes movie would have worn. Molly Ringwald, but in 2025.

Reformation

Price: $218 (available in sizes 0–12) 

27. A splurge-worthy strapless gown with a removable scarf that makes one word come to mind: chic. The force of the old Hollywood glamour is strong in this one.

Shopbop

Price: $430 (available in sizes XXS–XL)