One of the more memorable scenes in Everything Everywhere All at Once involves two rocks talking to each other. Y’know, typical Oscar bait.

The best multiverse movie of 2022 was nominated for 11 Academy Awards this week, including Best Picture, Best Director and Best Original Screenplay for Daniel Kwan and Daniel Scheinert, and Best Actress for Michelle Yeoh. To celebrate, A24 is selling a pet rock. Stop laughing. This is no “ha ha ha ha ha” matter.