I accidentally pooped on my boyfriends bed last night.

Me (F25) and my boyfriend (24) have been dating for about a year now. We have this stupid joke where we say we are going to poop on each others furniture.

I don’t really know how to explain it or when this joke started, but it’s just a dumb thing that we say to each other.

The joke progressed to us squatting on things like the couch or carpet (fully dressed) and saying that we are going to poop on it.

Last night me and my boyfriend were taking a shower and I got out before him because I was already done. I was squatting on the bed and giggling that I was going to poop on the bed when he walked in.

I thought it would be funny to let out a little fart cause I felt it coming up, but it turned into horror.

I pooped on his bed, not a lot, just a little bit. He tried to comfort me and tell me it was fine but I completely froze as the reality of what happened sunk in.

I started cleaning it up immediately but that doesn’t take away any of my embarrassment.