Please do not come into the store to fart and then leave

I’ve worked in two retail stores and I don’t know if people just do this more often than I’m aware of it.

Used to work for a big makeup company and had someone come in, pretended to browse, farted, and left. All while me and my coworker were greeting them and suddenly we just caught a big whiff of a fart.

Another time I worked for a local clothing “boutique” where someone just went into the change room, closed the curtain, and walked back out with any interaction at all.

I walked into the changing room and again, biggest and stinkiest fart ever. Ended up spraying febreeze in there since the smell wouldn’t disappear after a while.

Anyways. Toot elsewhere please.

Netizens’ comments

They might have come in intending to shop, but after dropping a smelly fart got embarrassed and decided to leave.Someone just going into a shop to fart would be a really strange thing to do.

At least they didn’t take a dump in your change room. I wish I was joking, I’m only thankful I wasn’t in that day.

The first person might not have been pretending. Sometimes folks start their shopping, have a “bathroom surprise” and have to cut things short…