Channel 4 bosses are faced with quite the challenge as they have to edit Shaun Ryder's charity stand-up routine in which he swore 121 times in 10 minutes. Yes, that's just over 12 a minute.

The Happy Mondays frontman dropped all the f-bombs he could find - totalling 110 - while also managing to squeeze in six s***s (not literally), two c***s, two a***s and a b*****ks in his ten minute set on Stand Up And Deliver.