Pop. Six. Squish. Uh-uh. Cicero. Lipschitz.

So begins one of the most iconic musical numbers of the last two decades, "Cell Block Tango" from 2002's Chicago, in which the six merry murderesses of Cook County Jail regale Roxie Hart (Renée Zellweger) with the stories behind the murder of the men in their lives — and why every single one of them had it coming.