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Clit-Erally 27 Highly Rated Lovehoney Toys That Earned Memorable 5-Star Reviews

“We’re talking knee-buckling, eyes-rolling-back, temporarily-forgetting-your-own-name territory.”

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by Jordan Grigsby BuzzFeed Contributor

I am a contributor and former BuzzFeed Shopping writer based in the DC/Maryland area who loves glitter, Marvel, Beyoncé, pink, wine, traveling, all things beauty and fashion, and shopping, of course!

1. A Fifty Shades of GreyRabbit Vibrator with 36 possible vibration combos that'll show you a hell of a good time. This quiet, waterproof toy has an unbelievable combo design — the curved shaft has three speeds and nine vibration patterns, and the little rabbit's thick, long, flexible ears have three spine-tingling speeds for simultaneous ~stimulation.~ If bunnies become your new favorite animal, it'll definitely be because of this.  

Lovehoney

Promising reviews: "Hold onto your clitoris — we’re going for a ride, and when I say ride, I mean it. Five stars don’t even touch the sides of what this little machine can do. It may look innocent, but do not underestimate it. This thing came to work, understood the assignment, and then proceeded to exceed every possible performance indicator. 

We’re talking knee-buckling, toe-curling, eyes-rolling-back, temporarily-forgetting-your-own-name territory. The power is impressive, the design hits exactly where it needs to, and it is ridiculously easy to use — even when coherent thought is no longer an option. 

The settings give you plenty of room to start gently, but let’s be honest, that restraint probably won’t last long. It is compact, discreet, and dangerously effective. Whoever designed this deserves a raise, a medal, and possibly a public holiday in their honor. Absolutely worth every cent. Clear your schedule, charge the battery, and make sure you have somewhere safe to land afterward." —Verified–Customer

Price: $109.99 

2. An ol' reliable Rose cuz IYKYK and if you don't, you DEF wanna find out. You know how Captain America's always saying, "I can do this all day"? Well, after you play with this waterproof *sucker's* 10 modes, you'll also be saying "I can do this all day."

Lovehoney

Promising review: "5/5 stars — verified obsession. Let me start by saying: I’ve never been emotionally attached to a flower… until now. The Lovehoney Rose is not just a toy — she’s a full-blown love affair wrapped in petals and powered by pure witchcraft.

The design is sleek, discreet, and adorably deceptive — no one’s guessing what this little flower really does (unless they catch me giggling every time I charge it). But let’s talk about performance, because whew. She didn’t come to play — she came to ruin my standards.

The suction? Precise. Powerful. Hypnotic.The settings? Plentiful. Customizable. Dangerous.The results? Let’s just say I had to lie down and re-evaluate my entire romantic history.

I’m talking hands-free, soul-leaving-your-body kind of pleasure. She finds the spot and stays there. I didn’t know my body could react like that. And the fact that she’s waterproof? Showers turned into power hours, bestie. I’ve tested quite a few toys in my time, but nothing — and I mean nothing — has delivered like this. The quality, the consistency, the audacity of this little rose to do what it does… I was ready to write her a thank-you card. Until then… my rose and I have plans. Daily." —emmyy

Price: $59.99

3. Or a 2-in-1 Rose with an egg vibrator, so not only will it give you the sucking of a lifetime, but you can slip the egg inside of you for some G-spot satisfaction AT THE SAME TIME. Oh, you'll be cancelling plans for a night in with this bad boy for sure.

Lovehoney

Promising review: "Sweet Moses. I have never felt pleasure like it. I'm certain I died and met the devil himself with this little machine because there is no way heaven brings that much pleasure!! Best orgasm of my life!" —Verified–Customer

Price: $69.99

4. A peach-shaped toy that'll surely get your juices flowin'. This powerful lil' stimulator is 100% waterproof, delivers waves of air pressure, and has 14 intensity levels that build from slow to *holy sh*t, mind blowing.* You definitely deserve a date night with this bad boy. 

Lovehoney

Promising review: "It’s shaped like a fruit, but don’t be fooled. This isn’t for smoothies. This is for life-changing experiences that leave your legs questioning their purpose. Honestly, it should come with a seatbelt and a warning label that says 'May cause spontaneous self-love and existential bliss.' My only complaint? I now measure time in 'how many orgasms I could’ve had instead.' Highly recommend. 10/10. Would buy a backup in case mine ever retires from overuse. 🍑✨" —Verified–Customer

Price: $54.99

5. A waterproof "Womanizer" suction stimulator, as seen in Katy Perry's "Woman's World" music video. It has a plethora of pros, like the two stimulation heads, a "Smart Silence" mode upon contact with skin, 14 intensity levels, pleasure air technology for ~contactless stimulation,~ and an autopilot mode with randomly changing stimulation and intensity. A must-have for your collection, truly.

Lovehoney

Promising review: "Omg, my wife can squirt sometimes, but this toy had the bed soaked through in five minutes. She had one of the biggest orgasms while using this toy. Can't wait to try it while having sex. Guess we will need a few towels handy for whenever this comes out." —Sk3922

Price: $189 (available in five colors)

6. And a travel-size Womanizer because you can't imagine a relaxing weeklong vacation without your favorite little waterproof toy. Just imagine a day spent on the beach in Costa Rica with tons of good food and margs, and then going back to your hotel room to end the evening with this. Your next vacay will be your fave trip ever. 

Lovehoney

Promising reviews: "Holy cow! I can honestly say this little pocket rocket is the best damn vibrator I have ever owned. I’m talking 10 seconds. 10 seconds! It’s also super quiet, which is a bonus." —Ellen

"HOLY CRAP!!!... My husband and I used it, and I’ve never experienced such an intense, amazing orgasm ever before. It’s weird to say, but I squirted for the first time ever, and we were SHOOK. This thing is freaking MAGICAL!!" —Bridged

Price: $84.99+ (available in five colors)

7. An app-controlled "Klitty" that'll quickly become your favorite eater, and have you telling people, "Sorry, can't hang out, spending quality time with my kitty." 😉 It has 10 licking and vibration modes, and three gradually intensifying suction levels that'll have you dying for another round. You'll be daydreaming about this thing all day long. 

Lovehoney

Promising review: "Felt so so good. If you don't use the vibrator option, then it's relatively quiet. Who needs a real tongue at this point? 🥵 My legs were beyond shaking." —Emmi

Price: $69.99

8. A Jessica Rabbit vibrator with a rotating shaft — *gasp* 😱😱 — for some amazing orgasms. The lil' bunny ears boast three speeds and seven patterns for clit stimulation, while the shaft has three speeds of ~reversible rotation~ for mind-blowing internal enjoyment.

Lovehoney

Promising reviews: "Got this for my wife for Valentine’s Day, she had been looking for a new toy for a while. Initially, she thought it might have been too big, but after using some lube, it slipped right in. She had an amazing orgasm and told me that she now has no use for me anymore, haha." —Verified–Customer

"Absolutely amazing!!!!! So easy to use and mind-blowing results, I was so worried before and would get upset that I could never reach climax/the big O, turns out my ex was just bad at getting me there!!! Not super quiet, but it's not really an issue at all." —Verified–Customer

Price: $34.99+ (available in two colors)

9. A "Unihorn" vibrator that'll give you some magically mystical lickin' with 10 vibration speeds and tongue patterns. Don't be fooled by the cuteness; this itty-bitty unicorn will take you on an unforgettable stallion-type ride.

Lovehoney

Promising review: "Groundbreaking orgasms. This literally is my second favorite toy. The tongue does wonders. It makes me feel so good, and the orgasms truly make me cry every single time, and leave me breathless. Even on the highest speed, it's really quiet! I can't recommend this unicorn enough, you have to buy it!!" —heavenlyclit

Price: $49.99

10. An affordable travel suction stimulator for your solo trips when you're drunk in your hotel *kinda* wishing you had someone to help you... DJ. 🎶 Bring this along, and it'll probably satisfy you better than any of your exes ever could. 

Lovehoney

Promising review: "Soft enough sensations that I can usually manage a lot of O's without everything being too sensitive. A good size for me or my husband to hold, and it's honestly the best thing in my drawer. I'm tempted to buy a new one because I'm seriously worried about wearing it out." —Emelle

Price: $39.99

11. A cordless wand vibrator that's EXTRAAA powerful and has a flexible neck that'll easily glide across the contours of your body to ~hit the right spot.~

Lovehoney

Promising review: "Listen, if you’ve never had your soul snatched through your clit before, this wand is about to be your first experience. I thought I was ready, but I was not. It’s cordless, which means I can take it anywhere — bed, couch, floor, wherever I happen to collapse afterward. But don’t let the wireless thing fool you. This beast is powered like it’s plugged directly into the heavens. The lowest setting already had my eyes rolling. By the time I hit the highest one, I was making noises I didn’t know I was capable of.

The handle is long enough to get the perfect angle (especially when you're half-paralyzed from pleasure and can barely function). The head is soft, smooth silicone, and flexible just enough to mold to exactly where it needs to be. You know where.

It's not whisper-quiet, but it shouldn’t be. If I’m going to see stars, I don’t care if the neighbors hear it hum. That hum = happiness. Plus, it charges fast, and if the battery’s dead, you can plug it in and keep going. No interruptions. No mercy." —MagicWreckedMe

Price: $149.99

12. A Magic Bullet with a tapered tip for *precise* point stimulation. It's nice and small, so it won't be intimidating for newbies, *and* it'll be great to travel with!

Lovehoney

Promising review: "Please do not think I am exaggerating when I say this is the one product you must have from here! The vibration level on this is something I just have not had from other bullet vibrators. My strongest orgasms have come from this and not a dildo or suction vibrator. The added rhythms with a powerful vibration ensure a quick and strong finish every time, and the price is ridiculously cheap." —PrettyPrincess

Price: $18.99 (available in four colors)

13. A G-Tickler that's got a silicone bulb that'll internally rest against your G-spot as the soft silicone fronds massage your clitoris for some dual-pleasure that'll make you melt, squirm, and reach an orgasm that'll almost feel criminal.

Lovehoney

Promising reviews: "I swear I'm happily single for the rest of my life now that I have this vibe. This gave me the most intense, multiple orgasms ever." —Happychappy

"Oh my gosh, this is amazing. I lasted seconds! 🤣 Best toy ever, had multiple orgasms." —Verified–Customer

Price: $18.99 (originally $26.99)

14. A Happy Rabbit vibrator — two minutes with this adorable lil' guy, and you'll understand exactly why they call it that. See those thick, flexible ears? They deliver three speeds and nine vibration patterns that'll leave you in a state of pure euphoria. 

Lovehoney

Promising review: "Wow. Don't be fooled by this mini marvel! Not only do these bunny ears look adorable, but they seem to have the power of a fully fledged rabbit — strong and rumbly. With all this pleasurable foreplay, my orgasms certainly felt intensified! I have to say, I struggled to put this one down. The quality is superb. The buttons are so easy to use, especially during playtime. The silicone is smooth and sensual — feels like silk on the body. I particularly love the shape. The bulbous body, firm nose, and flexible ears are very well designed to stimulate all kinds of pleasurable positions. Seriously, I had a lot of fun here! And the easy-grip finger hold made holding it so simple and easy; no numbing hand or hard-to-reach positions... Easy to charge, easy to clean, easy to store." —Lovehoney P.

Price: $64.99

15. A pleasure shower head with three powerful jet settings to make your relaxing bath a bit more pleasurable. Plus, it's so discreet, everyone will think it's just a shower head, when in reality, it's a heaven-sent satisfier.

Lovehoney

Promising review: "Expensive water bill. The Womanizer fits onto most showers easily. It has a very sleek design which looks elegant in my shower, so to anybody else, i.e., the kids, it looks just like a normal shower head. Now to the good part, the shower has three settings.

Setting 1, normal shower: this is very quiet and seems to come down like rain. It is very relaxing, but enough water to rinse very thick, long hair quickly. Our previous shower head was awful and took forever to rinse off, as the water pressure was rubbish. This has increased it by 100%.

Setting 2, twirls: this was an odd feeling to start, but once you get it in the right place, you sure know about it. It has your body lighting up like you wouldn't believe.

Setting 3, pulsing jet: dear God, this is absolutely amazing and had me cumming in seconds.

This is great for solo play as well as putting on a show for the other half, or them joining in. You will not want to leave your shower." —Verified–Customer

Price: $119 (available in three colors)

16. A Lifelike Lover silicone dildo that's both firm *and* flexible with a curved shaft, raised veins, and a rounded head that'll make it feel like the real thing. It has a suction cup base for hands-free fun, 6.5 inches of insertable length, and it's literally stunning.

Lovehoney

Promising review: "I was eager to meet this colorful dildo and quick to get acquainted with it. I was so pleased to finally have a fulfilling, colorful, fun, aesthetically pleasing dildo made out of silicone and with a suction cup to boot! The dildo felt strong and thick in my hands. I couldn't wait to use it! I experimented in several places to test out the suction cup. It was fine on the tiles in the shower, the edge of the bath, the corner of my coffee table — the suction cup never failed. The packaging also informs you that each has unique coloring. My dildo has a purple streak running along the shaft all the way to the tip, and the other half is the gorgeous neon pink, adorned with raised, horny-for-you veins! The feel of 5-inch thick silicone inside me is incredible. Silicone is the closest thing to a real penis. It feels comfortable inside, and I can feel those veins and that pronounced head on every thrust against my hungry G-spot. It truly is wonderful to be penetrated by something that has 100% stamina! I am experienced with dildos and am glad to have this Lifelike Lover in my collection. It is thick, colorful, and odorless. Exceptional value for money, and the ideal size. " —SquirtyPanda

Price: $32.99+ (available in four colors)

17. Or a realistic-looking dildo with balls, a defined head, a bendable 5-inch veined shaft, and a suction-cup base because it's difficult for you to take things seriously with a tie-dyed penis.

Lovehoney

Promising review: "Honestly, before I got this dildo, I was the most bitter and self-pitying girl out there. But when I got this thing, my life completely changed. I had my first orgasm from penile penetration, and I squirted, which only happens once in a blue moon for me. AMAZING!! My life, confidence, relationship with masturbation, and sex have improved so much, I believe everyone should have this dildo in their collection. Especially the heartbroken girls, it will help you achieve the breakthrough that you need!" —222delirious

Price: $34.99 (available in four colors)

18. A rechargeable, waterproof Pocket Pal that kinda looks like an adorable little penguin, but don't let its size fool you. The way your legs will be shaking will prove that Shakespeare was right — "though she be but little, she is fierce."

Lovehoney

This powerful, travel-friendly toy has 10 intensity levels!

Promising review: "It takes a little while to work out exactly how to position it, but once you are in the right spot… hello!! Absolutely fantastic. No more stiff hands from trying to hold your vibrator in place for 20 minutes in the hope of getting lucky. This one does the job in under a minute! Seeing how quickly I got off turned my husband on a treat." —hellocupcake

Price: $64.99 

19. A finger vibrator with a travel lock and storage bag so you can keep this powerful lil' waterproof toy with you all the time. You'd never guess this itty-bitty vibe would pack such a punch with 20 functions, huh? Foreplay will forever be changed.

Lovehoney

Promising reviews: "So small but so mighty, to say this surprised me and the other half is an understatement. It packs a punch for a small device. My girlfriend and I really enjoyed this one. It wraps perfectly over the clit, providing strong vibrations and bringing my girlfriend to climax in a matter of minutes. I personally enjoyed it as it enabled me to be closer to her and be involved and kissing without a wand being in the way." —User193

"The finger vibrator is a little demon. Can be used by and on either participant, or just a little self-love! Nicely designed, feels good to the touch, has a function to suit all tastes and all erogenous zones." —Verified–Customer

Price: $39.99

20. A battery-operated fluttering vibrator that'll provide some beginner-friendly dual pleasure. It's waterproof, and the wings have three speeds and four vibration patterns that'll make 'em flutter against your clit. This little butterfly is about to change your life. 

Lovehoney

You will need two AAA batteries!

Promising review: "I used this for the first time and OMG, it blew my mind. I've never had pleasure like it. I was more than satisfied; I had a smile all day long. I'm sure my soul left my body, and my brain nearly exploded with a TRIPLE O. I've used it seven times so far, and it's left me pulsing for hours every time. Definitely worth the money." —Horny H.

Price: $26.99

21. An app-controlled stimulator with six ~Pleasure Air~ suction patterns and 12 intensity levels that you and your partner can have a little fun with. Your boo can control the waterproof toy, even when you're away from each other, and the ergonomic design allows you to slip it between the two of you during sex. It'll be a treat for both you and your S.O. 

Lovehoney

Promising review: "HOLY MOLY!!!!... One of the standout features is the Smart Silence technology. It only activates when it makes contact with the body, which makes it feel more intuitive, discreet, and intentional to use. It’s also impressively quiet in general, which adds to the overall comfort and privacy of the experience. The soft, flexible opening is another big highlight. It adapts really well and feels gentle yet effective, creating a comfortable seal that enhances the intensity without feeling harsh or rigid. It makes the stimulation feel more natural and precise. The Melt 2 delivers powerful, consistent air pulse stimulation in a way that feels refined and well thought out. I never expected it to rival my favorite air pulse toys, but it genuinely impressed me with both comfort and performance." —Princesshottie333

Price: $143.10+ (available in two colors)

22. Or a remote-controlled Love Egg for some ~eggciting~ couples fun. 😈 Give your partner the remote, slip the silicone egg in, and grab some towels, 'cause you're gonna need 'em!

Lovehoney

It has seven vibration patterns and four intensity levels! You can also use it without a partner, if you choose. 

Promising review: "Blew my wife's clit off (in a good way), great little device. The remote control is perfect, thinking of using this at my Christmas party when the wife is talking to the boss. I'll just switch it on full blast." —Verified–Customer

Price: $64.99 

23. An erotic rocket vibrator with smooth metal balls on the tip for targeted stimulation, three speeds, and seven vibration patterns that'll ensure you have a gooood night. Or morning, or middle of the day — you'll wanna use it once an hour, honestly.

Lovehoney

Promising review: "This is actually my second one! My old one began to kind of start puttering and randomly switching off after a couple of years of misuse, so I went back to order another immediately. Before finding this rocket, I didn't get the hype about vibrators. The buzzing felt annoying, didn't hit the spot, and made me go numb to boot. This thing changed my mind in one fell swoop! I can count only one time I failed to have an orgasm with this vibe, and that was in the midst of a severe libido decline due to medication. Otherwise, even with mild ongoing sexual dysfunction, it never fails me. Seriously powerful vibrations on this thing if that's what you like, but my favorite thing of all is the variety of patterns. If constant vibrations tend to bore you or make you go numb, you're sure to find one that does the trick! The triangle-forming three metallic balls at the tip allow for a variety of angles and types of stimulation — hover one of them over the head of your clit, or surround the area in a tri-force of pleasure! You can easily maneuver around to keep from overstimulation/numbing. If it doesn't fail me, it won't fail you!" —Lmrlh

Price: $22.99 (available in two colors)

24. A clitoral suction stimulator that you'll love so much, your partner may begin to get a little jealous. Or they'll love to watch as this thing sucks your soul into another universe.

Lovehoney

It has six intensity levels and a removable silicone head for easy cleaning.

Promising review: "Tantalizingly terrific suction on the clitoris. My girlfriend bought me this for my birthday, and wow, it blew my socks off, and the clit too! I wasn’t surprised when I saw my pleasure point rolling along the bedroom floor, and it was so fast I couldn’t catch up! It feels like a party every day, hey romp, hey romp! EXPLODED PEWEE." —cit o.

Price: $29.99+ (available in two colors)

25. A pussy pump with a lil' tongue that'll go wild on your clit while the vibrating pump adds some mind-blowing sucking, which can also be used on your nipples. Andddd, as if this thing couldn't get any better, the handle is a 10-function G-spot vibrator. That's a whoooole lotta pleasure in one little device.

Lovehoney

Promising review: "Holy Mary Mother of Gawd! This is by far the most advanced pussy play... I would not have liked this as a first-timer, but as an old pro, this is a dream come true! I had fantasized about such a toy, and lo and behold, the gods have answered my prayers! The suction play, along with the tongue licking stimulation, is wild fun! Use plenty of lube, that is key to mind-blowing sensations... enjoy ya filthy animals lol!" —JNaughty2020

Price: $159.99

26. A dual stimulator that'll have you hitting high notes like Ariana Grande as Galinda in Wicked. Which only makes sense 'cause this magical little wand with interchangeable air, licking, and pulsing heads will have your clit and G-spot under a complete spell.

Lovehoney

Promising review: "This toy is special. My wife has a clitoral suction toy from Lovehoney that always makes her orgasm so easily and quickly, and this toy is on another level. With three ways to make her cum, we both loved it!" —Verified–Customer

Price: $79.99 (originally $99.99)

27. A Triple Tickler with a realistic curved shaft and clitoral stimulator that'll have you counting the hours until you can play with this again.

Lovehoney

Promising review: "Instant orgasm. It’s like it was made for me. Hits every single spot. Inside and out. My new best friend! Cannot rave about this enough. THE BEST!!!" —Jane

Price: $32.99

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