The Watchmen season finale saved the world but left out one desired ingredient: Lube Man. Yep, that greasy, costumed vigilante remains in the wind after a (literal) fleeting scene from the fourth episode. Of course, his sole “superpower” was the ability to spray lube all over himself while fleeing on foot from Sister Night and sliding into a sewer grate. Since then, people have yearned to learn more about this mysterious figure. The prevailing theory was that his real identity is FBI Agent Dale Petey, whose long, lean physicality seems like a perfect match. Also, there was this moment where Petey toyed with a mask while annoying Laurie Blake on a plane.