It is a truth universally acknowledged that the presence of fried food trumps whatever diet you’re on. That said, there are only a few items that warrant one falling off the low-carb-only wagon. For me, all the kale juice in the world goes out the window for the sinful pleasure of oyster cakes. I know what it sounds like, and no it’s not some kind of bundt made of oysters because that’s just blasphemous on all counts.