This season of Vanderpump Rules has risen to Shakespearean levels of drama — if Shakespeare could ever pen something as poignant as "Go f--- yourself with a cheese grater."

Andy Cohen, Bravo's own Earl of Southmapton (a Shakespeare patron, obviously), had esteemed, four-time Emmy-winning actor Bryan Cranston on Watch What Happens Live and he couldn't let him go without mining the Pump Rules dramaturgy for every cheese-grating drop.