Matched with this guy on Bumble. Had a really good time texting him, decided to meet him on a Friday night the following week. While we were texting, we were talking all day and night. He was so fun to chat with. We were supposed to meet at 6pm on Friday but he texted me at about 4 saying his work was holding him back, so he pushed the date back to 8pm. No issues, he informed me in advance, I appreciated that.

We met at 8pm at a nice restaurant. First problem. He looked very different than he did in his photos. I don’t think he looked ugly, but the fact that he looked so different already made me feel bad. He asked me if I drank and I said no, so he proceeded to order a whole bottle of wine for himself. The entire date conversation was a mess. He talked about his ex, about how good he was with alcohol (alcoholism go brrrr), about how “bad a-” he is. Total cringe fest. He also called the waitress a b- (tbf she did act rather standoffish but cmon a b-?).

After dinner, he grabbed the unfinished bottle and walked out. We went for a walk and he was still completely talking about himself. We went to sit on a bench, and he continued chugging from the bottle. He took out his vape, took a puff AND BLEW IT IN MY FACE. Then he proceeded to take a work call for 15 min while I sat there like a buffoon, next to his bottle of wine.

He asked if we could go for dessert after and I was like nah man. I can’t do this, I have to get home. He came in for a kiss, I turned it into an awkward side hug and left. I went home and deleted bumble all together because of this experience. 10/10 wouldn’t recommend this guy.

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