I work as a hostess at a popular bar and restaurant in town.

It’s a great job, and I get to meet lots of new people every night. But recently I’ve been noticing something strange: Most of my male customers seem to be a little… dumb and desperate.

I’m not being mean or anything, but it’s true. They come in and act like they’re the most important person in the place, and they always try to hit on me.

It’s like they think I’m going to be impressed by their cheesy pickup lines and catcalls.

One night, I had a customer who was really persistent. He was tall, good-looking, and seemed to think he was God’s gift to women. He asked me out multiple times, and I politely declined each time.

He finally asked if I wanted a present – an iPhone – and I was taken aback. I’m not the type of girl that takes bribes, so I turned him down again.

But he wouldn’t take no for an answer. He kept insisting that I take the phone, and eventually I gave in. It was a brand new, top-of-the-line iPhone, and I was so grateful. I couldn’t believe it.

My friends and family were so impressed when they saw the phone.

They all asked me how I got it and I told them the truth: my customer gave it to me. They were a bit shocked and thought it was a bit weird, but I didn’t think too much of it.

I guess my customer thought I was worth it, and that’s a nice feeling. But it also made me realize that most of my male customers are dumb and desperate. I mean, they think they can get whatever they want just by throwing money or presents at it.

It’s a bit sad, really. But at least I got a free iPhone out of it, so I guess I can’t complain too much!