Welcome! If you’ve landed on this webpage, you’ve recently watched a devil make out with a mandrill after he proclaimed he was “a boobs guy” on television, which means you may be entitled to financial compensation, or at least some Netflix-funded therapy.

Sexy Beasts, Netflix’s new dating show who’s trailer went viral on Twitter several weeks back, finally landed on July 21. And since you’re here, you know that it is as deeply disturbing as the internet predicted. Each short episode features a single in an elaborate disguise who, after two rounds of dates with three also elaborately disguised suitors, must select one as their “sexy beast,” sight unseen. They don’t know what their selected partner looks like before they choose, but seeing as the first episode’s subject informs her dates she is a professional model, they know they probably don’t have too much to worry about.