It’s a good thing my editor greenlit this column on the Delta Nintendo emulator for iPhone. Now I can justify my hours tinkering with it as ‘essential research’ rather than pure, unadulterated procrastination. At least between those moments where I carefully check the sky for airborne porcine critters, and listen for news reports that hell has frozen over, given that here I am, using an actual emulator, downloaded from the actual App Store, on an actual iPhone.