If Your Dad Is The King Of Dad-Jokes, He Might Love These 31 Quirky Fathers’ Day Gifts

If Your Dad Is The King Of Dad-Jokes, He Might Love These 31 Quirky Fathers’ Day Gifts

BuzzFeed-Shopping·2025-05-25 05:03

Hey! While we’re doing our best to make sure the products we feature will arrive in time for Father's Day, shipping times can vary depending on where you live, which product you purchase, and more. Be sure to double-check the retailers’ websites for shipping information to ensure that your gift will arrive in time for the 16th!

1. A Star Wars-inspired Stormtrooper electric shaver so they can get their face as smooth as a Baby Yoda's bottom.

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Promising review: "I’ve been meaning to get a Panasonic shaver for a while now, and as a Star Wars fan, this was the perfect one. I use it every morning, and it quickly gives me a nice, smooth shave. The little water-cleaning pass-through makes cleanup super easy. The pop-up trimmer is also great to have, and the shaver overall feels nice in my hand. I also like how quickly it charges. If I ever forget and let the battery run low, plugging it in for a few minutes has it ready to go for a shave. The Stormtrooper design is really nice and sleek, and it fits the theme perfectly. I’d definitely recommend this shaver, especially if you’re a Star Wars fan!" —Ben

Get it from Amazon for $84.99.

2. A screaming goat figurine, because sometimes they need a buddy to scream it out with. It even comes with a book full of fun facts and trivia about the ever-majestic goat.

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Promising review: "This is a hilarious way to scream at the universe without hurting your throat. I often gift this to people who are struggling. It generates a smile and lets them know it’s OK to feel like screaming." —meggysmallz

Get it from Amazon for $7.96.

3. A pack of 16 slingshot chickens they can pull, stretch, and fling at the wall or ceiling when they're feeling a bit bored, angry, or fidgety.

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Promising review: "My younger nieces and nephews love these rubber chickens (and so do their fathers). They especially love shooting them at the ceiling and seeing whose stays up the longest. They leave no marks on the ceiling and keep them entertained for quite some time. I have bought them in several colors so they can tell them apart when they are playing. Great fun." —Diane

Get them from Amazon for $9.49.

4. A convenient lil' condiment fork if their love of pickles and olives is only matched by how much they hate getting soggy fingers by grabbing them straight out of the jar. All they have to do is place the silicone band around the top of the jar, and voila!

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Promising review: "Great kitchen item. Forks are great for getting pickles out of the jar, but if you have kids/lazy people (lol), you know that dirty hands are going into that jar. 😉 This has really prevented that from happening. It comes with two different rings to fit whatever size jar, a stabber holder, and a stabbing stick." —Amazon Customer

Get it from Amazon for $8.99

5. A carton of popcorn seasoning salt so their at-home movie night snack rivals that of their local movie theater.

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BuzzFeed writer Emma Lord only has good things to say about this:

"Our family unearthed this because beloved To All The Boys I've Loved Before author Jenny Han mentioned that it was her secret to delicious popcorn, and it may have just wrecked me for other at-home popcorn for the rest of my life. It genuinely tastes just as salty and buttery and savory as fresh movie theater popcorn. I inhaled it so fast that every single one of my organs lit up in mild alarm." 

Promising review: “This is what you want. You came here for movie theater salt. This is the real deal. Get it. Your life will be better.” —Clete R. Blackwell 

Get it from Amazon for $6.40.

6. A pack of four Crocs-shaped car air fresheners because the actual Crocs on their actual feet make their Subaru smell quite funky. These colorful and charming fresheners come with 12 scent pads (four lavender, four fern, and four unscented) and can be clipped to their car's air vent.

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Promising review: "Bought them as a gift, but now I'm keeping one lol just because they are so cute." —Jessica Geer

Get it from Amazon for $9.99.

7. A pair of (surprisingly) cozy fish slippers whose anti-skid soles not only ensure that these sandals are more wear-resistant but will also make sure they don't go slippin' and slidin' like, well, a wet fish.

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Promising reviews: "My son picked this out for his dad. He loves it, and we all got laughs out of it." —MAC

"They fit great and look awesome. I wear them when I fish and take out the boat. They've been good luck, and everyone gets a kick out of them." —craigslistor

Get it from Amazon for $24.99 (available in women's sizes 5–16/men's sizes 3–15 and 12 colors).

8. A rebellious mini frog statue perfect for decorating their garden and flipping off the neighbors.

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Promising review: "Great gift for a frog-loving friend! He’s a solid little guy, cute, and well-made." —Mara R.

Get it from Amazon for $15.99.

9. A mini wacky waving inflatable tube guy if they need a fun (but silent) coworker at their WFH station. Or if they need a good laugh while on their porcelain throne. 

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Promising review: "I opened the package and screamed for joy! As I placed the 9-volt battery, my hands were trembling with what was going to happen next! As I turned on the wacky waving inflatable tube man, I knew I had a friend for life. Someone you can really count on to cheer you up when you are feeling down. He brought me such joy, I started to cry with laughter and happiness." —Robert Wurstner

Get it from Amazon for $11.66.

10. A funny yet useful "Grievance Journal" because as much as you love your dad's incredibly dark sense of humor when it comes to all the things in life that annoy them, maaaybe they'd be better served writing those thoughts down instead of sharing them with the class. Inside, they'll find 52 distinct writing prompts and 52 misanthropic jokes that they are sure to find a little too funny.

Amazon

Promising review: "Bought this intending to gift it to a friend but ended up getting really into the prompts and decided to keep it for myself. WOW, what an awesome way to vent and articulate the negativity you're feeling by actually forcing yourself to form coherent thoughts around your emotions. Cheaper and more effective than therapy, buying several more for friends and fam." —Alex

Get it from Amazon for $27.99

11. A Mjolnir bottle opener — others will ~Marvel~ at how strong they are as they pop open a Corona with ease!

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Promising review: "I feel really strong and powerful when I use the 'Hammer of Thor' to crack open a bottle of the finest mead. It is a fine hammer and works exceptionally well, as only a hammer of the gods can do. When I wield the hammer, it takes me back to days of old in Asgard." —I Held Thor's Hammer

Get it from Amazon for $9.99.

12. And a 44-piece Mjölnir toolbox sure to make them feel like a superhero every time they use what's in it to fix a household problem. 

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This toolbox comes with all your basic tool needs, including a hammer, a tape measure, a level, a screwdriver, a wrench, a ratcheting wrench, and a utility knife.

Promising reviews: "We bought this for my husband for Father's Day, and it was a huge hit. We are a Marvel-loving household, so it fits right in. My husband is a contractor, so he has all the tools, but it is perfect to have in the house when I ask him to hang a shelf, a picture, or whatever. It has lots of handy tools inside. My husband was impressed with the quality of each tool and the variety. Plus, he feels cool holding Thor's hammer, haha." —Monica Aldrich

"My husband is extremely difficult to buy for. I end up trying to buy him functional, funny stuff. This was actually well-made, and he thought it was pretty clever. He drags it out when someone needs help. Gets a good giggle." —Tatorie79

Get it from Amazon for $79.99+ (available in two styles).

13. A "Grillfather" apron so they can show off their burger-making abilities to the ~mob~ of family and friends waiting to eat at their next summer shindig.

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Promising review: "I gave this to my father-in-law as a Father's Day gift, and he really loves it. The size and length are just perfect." —Jes

Get it from Amazon for $19.99.

14. A wearable shark blanket if their favorite character in Jaws is, well, Jaws. Now they can cozy up on the couch to watch it! Dun dunnn!

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Promising review: "It's so cozy, and soft, and funny, too! It is a perfect gift." —Ester Parolari

Get it from Amazon for $19.98+ (available in unisex sizes XS–XXL).

15. A"Gracula" garlic crusher — just because the Count has a garlic aversion doesn't mean he can't help them mince a little for their homemade pasta sauce. And it'll only take a few seconds!

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Promising review: "I love this little guy. I found him on a BuzzFeed list and had to have it as soon as I saw it! I’ve minced as many as five cloves in it in seconds. It’s a little tricky getting all of the garlic out once minced (I use a silicone basting brush to get most of it but I always use more than the recipe calls for anyway so it’s not a deal breaker). Cleanup is a breeze because he goes right in the dishwasher!" —Barbie

Get it from Amazon for $16.95

16. A set of guitar-themed grilling utensils to help them ~rock~ at the next barbecue! These stainless-steel utensils are rust-resistant so they'll last longer than Aerosmith toured. (Yep, they're still touring.)

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This set includes grilling tongs and a spatula.

Promising review: "Bought these for my dad, and he loved them! I got them for Father's Day, and here we are in September, and he’s used them once or twice a week, and they’ve held up great! He loves showing them off to his friends when he grills. Super great affordable purchase!" —AnnaMarie

Get it from Amazon for $21.99.

17. A Puffin sweatshirt can cooler so their cold IPA (or LaCroix, we don't judge) doesn't give their fingers frostbite. Plus, it'll keep their bev as cool as they are!

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Puffin is a small biz making fun drinkwear!

Promising review: "Purchased as a gift for a friend. I love these! They’re so cute! I have a few others that I had previously purchased for myself, but I love that they added a hard bottom. It really helps your drink sit flat if you set it down. These work great, keeping your drink cold, but your hands comfortable." —Jen

Get it from Puffin on Amazon for $14.95+ (available in 13 colors).

18. A lightsaber wiper blade cover — now The Force can help keep their rear window clean!

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It's reflective, so it glows! Some reviewers suggest that you attach it with Velcro or another kind of hook-and-loop adhesive so you can easily remove and re-attach the cover as needed.

Promising review: "I bought this knowing it would just be a piece of plastic, but I didn't care because I thought it would be fun to have on my car. I've received so many compliments, so it definitely was a good buy." —ewitt3

Get it from Amazon for $18.95.

19. A lil' golf pen set that'll help keep their hands busy during their next Zoom call. This set comes with three golf club gel pens, two tiny golf balls, and a tiny golf course. Fore!

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Promising review: "These pens are so cute and a great gift for a dad, spouse, or friend who loves golf. The different clubs have different color ink, which is both fun and practical, and it is fun to play desk golf with them." —Tiffany R

Get it from Amazon for $8.49.

20. And a toilet golf set because anytime is a good time to practice their putting! This set comes with a small putter, a wraparound green, two golf balls, a hole with a flag, and a "Do Not Disturb Card" they can hang on the bathroom door. Time to get their hole in one...

Amazon

Promising review: "'100% Efficient, 100% Effective, 100% FUN!' —My bearded bud." —Alex.F

Get it from Amazon for $14.99+ (available in two colors).

21. A Live Laugh Lose party game — if they're already a pro at corny jokes, they'll love the challenge of coming up with (and then delivering) one on the spot.

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Promising review: "Hilarious game!!! The most we have laughed in years! A few questions were off-color, so you might want to read through them before playing. We threw those away. But, overall, it is the funniest game I think I have ever played. The more outgoing, colorful people, the better! My face and sides hurt from laughing so much!!" —Pastor Girl

Get it from Amazon for $6.49.

22. A squishy Blobfish they can tote around like the cute little pet stress ball that it is.

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Promising reviews: "Need I say more? His name is Sunny, he's beautiful and squishy, and he lives a good life next to my crocodile candle." —Ghost

"I love my Blobfish. He’s just the right mix of ugly and cute, and he’s such a satisfying toy to squish and play with." —Val G

Get it from Amazon for $10.04.

23. A cute baby Grogu toothpaste dispenser so brushing their teeth becomes a weird and fun treat. Even if that treat looks like alien vomit.

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Promising review: "My kid loves it! He was super excited when I showed it to him, and he immediately wanted to go brush his teeth. Fantastic little item and Baby Yoda is stinking adorable." —Melody Carter

Get it from Amazon for $7.99.

24. Two pairs of hotdog socks if their favorite meal comes doused in a million condiments. These cozy socks are sure to make them feel like a ~snack~!

Amazon

Promising review: "I got this for my father-in-law as a gift. He got to laughing and grinning as soon as he saw it, and he loves wearing them. He's got some swelling in his ankles, but the size I got him still fits comfortably." —Mystiecub

Get it from Amazon for $16.99 (available in two sizes and 18 other styles).

25. A cute peeled banana wine stopper made of 100% food-grade silicone to keep their red from turning into an undrinkable vinegar.

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Promising review: "Life is all about finding joy in the simple, little things, and this banana wine stopper accomplishes just that!!!! I cannot properly express how much happiness this little banana brings me whenever I treat myself to some wine. I wish I could go back in time so I could buy it sooner! As an added bonus, it creates a perfect seal AND is super easy to wash by hand. It doesn’t even get stained! Love love LOVE!!!!" —GreySky14

Get it from Amazon for $11.26.

26. A Lego Fender guitar set that'll allow them to show off both their love of rock ’n’ roll and their craftsmanship. It comes with a posable whammy bar, pickup switch, tuning pegs, six strings, Fender logo stickers, and a textile strap. Oh, and they can build the guitar in either red or black.

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Promising review: "What a great kit! And being a guitar player and a guitar collector myself, I had to have this kit! The guitar and amp were very fun to build, and both pieces are so detailed and so true to the real thing! Great job, Lego. Don’t hesitate on this kit, grab it! It’s worth every penny!" —John A.

Get it from Amazon for $149.99.

27. A toilet-themed book of puzzles so they can test their mental agility while under stress!

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Promising review: "An absolute gem of entertainment and laughter. This quirky book is packed with a hilarious array of activities, jokes, puzzles, and fascinating facts that are sure to keep you entertained while doing your business." —Harry

Get it from Amazon for $7.99.

28. A darling swinging duck car mirror accessory for when they're feeling a little lonely on their drive to work. Now they can get their quack on with this cutie!

Amazon

Promising review: "Saw it one day when I was just browsing. That’s usually dangerous, I know. It’s actually heavier than I thought it was going to be, in a good way though. It’s not cheaply made. I’ve gotten a few laughs from people in other vehicles. Only side effect is if you get upset at other drivers, it isn’t very intimidating when you’re giving the mad stare. LOL. I was pleased with the purchase in all." —Charles Ramsey

Get it from Amazon for $7.99 (available in 11 other styles). 

29. A pair of funny Porta Potty shot glasses since vodka is essentially spicy toilet water anyway. If that's their go-to, it may be time for them to re-evaluate some of their choices...

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Promising review: "Overflowing with adult humor, these novelty shot glasses are the perfect gift for those who appreciate bathroom humor and oddball gifts that push the boundaries of laughter." —Guy and Brandy

Get it from Amazon for $15.69.

30. A dad joke button jam-packed with over 50 jokes sure to make them laugh and make you cringe.

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And it even comes with two AA batteries, so they can hear jokes ASAP!

Promising review: "My step-dad loves to laugh, and smile, and tell stories. 😄 He loves this joke gift...Post Covid, he is 80 years young...I said we will keep laughing and smiling and have as much of a good time as possible! This gift definitely is a fun part of that plan! Now he's sharing it with his buddies! Good for all ages!!" —CC

Get it from Amazon for $14.99+ (also available in a two-pack).

31. Or a book of dad jokes because they've been telling the same one about being on a "seafood" diet for far too long now. It's getting a little embarrassing... 

Amazon

Promising review: "My husband is a true 'dad jokes' kind of guy, so on a whim, I bought him this collection of jokes. He spent the entire Christmas Day laughing so hard at these jokes that he couldn't finish reading them out loud. Watching him cry with laughter all day was the best Christmas gift I could have given myself." —Ann Elder

Get it from Amazon for $7.95.

The reviews for this post have been edited for length and clarity.

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