To some,Valentine’s Day is a magical day full of flowers, romance and opportunities to make single people feel terrible online.

Being that there’s currently an “epidemic of loneliness” so severe in the U.S. that the surgeon general felt compelled to release a freakin’ advisory on it last year, we’re figuring many people are feeling personally victimized by the onslaught of clichéd social media posts featuring candlelight dinners, proposals and happy couples holding hands on the beach. (We’re looking at you, Barack Obama!)