One would think, in regards to trendy video challenges done primarily by kids #forthelikes and an outside shot at viral glory, that there would be some sort of linear progression for the amount of pain and indignity they would be required to suffer in order to get people to watch. Why stick your hand in the garbage disposal when drinking a whole bottle of really spicy hot sauce will suffice? Linear progression can’t be what’s happening though, because if it is, how are we already at pouring boiling water on each other?