I recently travelled to Hanoi with my childhood friend for a short holiday.

He has been under 24/7 lockdown by his wife for the past 5 years. Recently, his wife has gotten busy with her new work and she has loosen the lease around his neck.

So after travelling to Hanoi, we settled at a hotel where there is a restaurant bar nearby.

The restaurant had a unique service where sexy girls will serve the alcohol and the dishes. Two ladies were assigned to our table and they took care of the table needs and entertain us.

My friend became interested in one of the girl as she looked exactly like his wife.

I questioned my friend and asked if he wants to eat chicken in Hanoi, he was puzzled and he asked me what do I mean.

I then replied “Your wife in SG, here Hanoi, U in hanoi also want eat same dish as in SG ah”.

He told me that he has a festish for dumb looking girls and this hostess happened to look as dumb as his wife.

He started to contemplate and said that he should be faithful to his wife.

But after a few glasses of beer, he continuously questioned me for the whereabouts of the hostess. I had to tell him several times that I do not run the place I have no idea where his “wife-lookalike” is.

He started to throw a tantrum and insist to see his wife, By that time he was already drunk and seek erotic comfort.

I had no choice but to bring him to a local “hair salon” to satisfy his needs even though he is botak. (In Vietnam, hair salons are places where men get to experience a “release”)

After we return to Singapore, he told me that he misses the girl in Vietnam. But it does not make sense as the hostess look exactly like his wife.

I told him to shut up his face and be a good man instead of thinking of a woman from far away.