I recently got into an argument with my friend after he accused me of wearing a fake Rolex.

But my other friends said I have gone overboard for my statements as I scolded him too harsly on Whatsapp.

Here is how to conversation when done after he accused me of wearing a fake Rolex:

You do not have either the judgment or knowledge to make a ludicrous statement like that, wormdung. You demonstrate only your idiocy, and your juvenile lack of discrimination when you stand up on your hind legs and bark like that. This is a group chat for serious collectors who actually know what they’re talking about, unlike you,AH.

When you accuse me of showing a picture of a Rolex which is less than completely authentic, you are saying I’m either stupid or venal, but that’s you, scumbag, not anyone on this group. We know what we collect; you know nothing. I expect a complete apology from you, before we kicked you of of this group. You are stupid, unwise and not wanted here. Now apologize, f-head, and then go die.

Here are what netizens think:

Yea, usually when you tell someone to go die on social media that is a ban.

“This is a group for serious collectors.” Its just a Whatsapp group.

Absolute poetry. I wonder how high his blood pressure was while typing this hahahaha.