Remember the old Wario platformers? It’s understandable if you don’t; the last one goes all the way back to the Wii, in 2008. It’s not like Wario’s been completely forgotten. He always shows up when the Mario crew plays a round of sports, and he has a spot in Smash. The WarioWare games are very good, and a new one recently debuted on the Switch. But Nintendo, the absolute cowards, refuse to develop another platformer.