Funny Experiences in NS that you can remember till today

What’s one funny experience in NS that is very memorable?

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The guy who wanted to assert dominance by vaping in front of a sgt but ended up getting the whole platoon SBU-ed.

man sabo-ing the whole platoon just to make ownself look like the top gun… he must’ve been hated after that

In BMT some guy from my section had difficulty in wearing his boots so he ask our sgt to help. Sgt didn’t want to but he seemed like a lost cause so ended up helping to fit in his boots and laced it up. At the end of it he said: why the fuck I sign on sia

Hear say from my Admin or Ops spec, a Signaller NSF I knew in my COY (Seletar East) was forced to sign 14 days SOL by OC (can’t rmb details exactly, happen 12+ years ago in late 2010 or early 2011) for illegally bringing a fishing rod to fish at the old wet gap where M3G vehicles practice their amphibious training. Very chill guy, extremely passionate about fishing as a hobby.

Okay, not that funny but something I will remember for life.I was a 3SG doing night guard duty as guard commander one of the weekdays. Typical stuff, do a lot of times liao.The MP spec on duty in the day handed over to me and said that there was a trainee who was on SOL, so he needed to come over to sign on this form every 2 hours. For my camp, it was like 6pm, 8pm, 10pm, then next signature is 6am. This was to make sure he was still in camp. The SOL guy was quite problematic, iirc he was like excuse boots and excuse sunlight or something.Everything was okay, did the usual stuff with the guards, staff parade, and was quite chill. Suddenly at around 1am, the sentry who was watching the gate suddenly comms me on the walkie talkie say ‘eh sgt, got someone trying to crawl under the gate’.I come out of the guard room, and I see the SOL guy (wearing number 4 pants and slippers) leopard-crawling from inside the main gate to the outside (this was the gate we open to let vehicles in, and the gate was big and low).I immediately shouted at him and chased him outside the camp. He tried to run after he came out of the gate, and I caught up to him cause he was running in slippers and he tripped. I dragged him back and was quite pissed at him, and he just looked up at me sheepishly and said ‘sorry sgt’.I told him to go back to his bunk and thought it was the end. A while later, one of the guards came to me and said ‘sgt, there’s someone sleeping on our beds’. I immediately knew it was him, and I confronted him. He gave some lame excuse about his bunk saying how he can’t sleep there etc. I told him that if he continues I would alert higher command and tell them to charge him cause the guards’ bunk was for guards on duty. He tried to delay and drag things out but I was so fking tired and pissed so I legit just shouted at him to get him to leave.Next day, I did report it to the MP and the DO. The MP just lol-ed at me, saying it’s not his first time (lol wtf)

We used to have a terrible toilet that clogged pretty often. The platoon had a dedicated mop used to clear as a plunger to clear the clog.One day during area cleaning, the blur guy took this mop and mopped the entire area. The whole area smelled like toxic sewage for the awhile.

my in my platoon brought speaker and turned it on, another friend saw and asked if he could connect to it and play song. guy said ok so my friend connected and immediately played 369 on full blast, took the speaker, ran outside bunk and started blasting it to the whole battalion. csm was in his office and he heard it so he turned out the whole company to look for him.