If there was ever a week we need a distraction from reality….shh, don’t worry, Netflix knows. So they’ve served up Bling Empire—a new reality show so utterly removed from reality that you’ll be left worried about the consequences of accidentally wearing a Louis Vuitton pink sapphire and diamond necklace that your party host owns too, until you remember that you don’t own a Louis Vuitton pink sapphire and diamond necklace, and also that you haven’t been to a party in a year. Shh, shh, go back to sleep. Where were we? Would you like some caviar?