Heads up to all the men who like to send unsolicited shots of their dicks posed beside a remote control for scale (is that just a gay thing?) : technology is coming for you and your reign of terror ends in June!

As Dionne in Clueless once put it, “There goes your social life.”

Sorry ’bout it!

The parent company of dating apps Badoo, Bumble, Lumen and Chappy has come up with a new feature that will detect your unwanted eggplant photos and run them through whatever this thing is called which I believe is a “culinary mandolin.”