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Oh, You Love Cute Stuff? Then, These 34 Things Think You Should Be Their Mommy

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by Mallory Mower BuzzFeed BuzzFeed Staff

I have been a BuzzFeed Shopping writer since 2017, with a focus on unique, practical products, up-to-date parenting finds, and up-and-coming home decor.

1. A minion Wi-Fi router who is more than happy to help make sure your internet is speedy — now that you know these helpful buds exist, it'd be positively *despicable* to not bring Bob or Kevin home.

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Promising review: "This is the cutest router on the planet. Usually, routers/modems are ugly, but this one is cute, petite, and functional. I bought it for my studio, and Bob gives me a good wifi connection, and he's cute to look at! Also, the setup website is adorable and minion-themed!" —E

Get it from Amazon for $79+ (available in two styles).

2. A "Penny the Penguin" silicone measuring cup so you can easily see how much liquid this little gal gobbles up, then pour it into your cooking without any mess.

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If you know and love the Nessie Ladle and Crab Spoon Rest, then check out everything else from the Ototo quirky kitchen line.

Promising review: "Cute and useful. What else could you need?" —Narwhal

Get it from Amazon for $14.95 (available in four styles).

3. A light-up grandpa frog figurine with a posture that says, "You better believe I waited up to make sure you got home safe," and a tiny little mug of solar-powered sunshine to let you know they're glad you're back. Aww, sorry, I think I've got a little frog in my throat. It's just...so sweet.

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Promising review: "I love this! It’s well painted, and the solar light works great. It is the cutest thing on my patio table." —solowithpits 

Get it from Amazon for $17.99+ (available in three styles).

4. A penguin-shaped egg cooker and holder so you can confidently prepare easy-, medium-, and hard-boiled eggs without any slips, spills, or cracks. Plus, these cold-weather birds can safely store your hard-boiled eggs in the fridge upright and clearly marked so you know you're cracking open an egg that's actually cooked.

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Promising review: "Bought this for a serotonin boost because it’s ridiculously cute. Little did I know how utterly functional it is. No more cracking eggs while dropping them into the pot, no more fishing them out, no more putting them back into the damp cardboard carton where they inevitably are forgotten right next to the equally neglected bag of spring mix. Just in the pot, out the pot, into the fridge where they cutely greet me every time I open the door. Gives me five seconds of joy every time. Highly recommend." —Kitty M. 

Get it from Amazon for$19.90 (also available in a bear version). 

5. A giant balloon dog (we're talkin' over 4-feet wide and 5-feet long!) that'll keep you feeling cool in the pool even during those *ruff* dog days of summer. 

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Promising review: "This balloon dog float is so cute and actually comfortable for adults to lounge on! Everyone wants to have their photo taken in this cutie!" —Stormin'

Get it from Amazon for $44.99.

6. Or a giant pretzel that's sure to feel like a real *treat* when you're floating peacefully along, all wrapped up in your favorite salty snack. Auntie Anne would be so proud.

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Promising review: "This is the best float ever!!! It's a tad hard to inflate, but nothing wild. My son and I love this because we can both float together, and I can even put my legs through the third hole to lie back and float. I'd definitely buy this again; it's so cute and seems pretty sturdy." —steph & tom

Get it from Amazon for $20.88.

7. Eatz-A-Lotl, a card game for folks who love (even if they can't spell) axolotls! This is a fast-paced but simple matching game featuring an axolotl eating popcorn, pretzels, pizza, Popsicles...and other food that probably doesn't start with the letter P. Probably.

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This card game is suitable for kids ages 4+ and works with 2-4 players.

Promising review: "This is a super cute and fun game! We love Mudpuppy products and this one was no exception. Super cute game, easy to learn, and fun. My axolotl-loving daughter was so happy to get this as a gift. I would totally buy it again!" —Callie Larson

Get it from Amazon for $7+ (available in three styles).

8. A cat hand towel that'll lend a helping hand (or, ahem, paw) when you're cooking and cleaning around the house. Cinderella has shown us that furry friends are the *best* at chores. Those are simply the facts. 

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Promising review: "This is the cutest house towel I have ever bought in my entire life! Also the material is actually durable so that if you want to use it you can. I have mine in my bathroom as a hand towel and it is absolutely adorable and looks just like my cat!" —Lana

Get it from Amazon for $16.99 (available in 28 styles). 

9. A windshield sunshade umbrella, sure to keep your car a little cooler if it sits out in the sun all day. Plus, reviewers say the umbrella-like design is easier to use than accordion versions. 

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Promising review: "This saved me in the Texas summer. The traditional 'accordion cover' always took too long to set up and fold back, it was also baggy on my car. But this umbrella-like design works great. It takes two seconds to put up or take down, fits perfectly against my windshield, and definitely makes a difference in the temperature of my car. I’ll definitely buy another one for a backup." —Jade Rigsby

Get it from Amazon for $15.99 (available in several colors).

10. A silly snail soap dispenser— don't be sluggish about adding this ridiculous piece of home decor to your foyer because it's sure to get your house guests to keep their hands clean when they visit.

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Promising review: "We named him Herbie; we use him for hand sanitizer, and he’s absolutely wonderful!!" —G.

Get it from Amazon for $9.99+ (available in three colors or multi-color pack of three). 

11. A daisy-shaped dish brush inside a vase caddy for folks who want a life so darling that even doing the dishes is whimsical. 

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Check out a TikTok of the flower scrubber in action. 

Promising review: "Love having this on my kitchen sink. It’s happy and cute and makes me happy. One leaf did twist off after a few weeks of use but it’s still cute and I could’ve been more careful holding it. Not a super stiff brush but works well for most hand washing and quick rinses. Brush rinses well and food doesn’t get caught in it. I was happy to find it has a hidden scraper edge on top of the brush. Will def buy again when this one gets gross since it brings so much tiny joy into my kitchen." —Hannah Jo Wilson

Get it from Amazon for $13.99 (available in two colors). 

12. A reviewer-adored Cozy Spaces-themed coloring book for times when you need to put on your noise-canceling headphones and remind yourself that there's no need to think about anything other than coloring. This is designed to distract your busy brain with tiny bears making turnip tinctures and bugs decorating their overturned teacup homes. Cute.

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Start a collection! Coco Wyo has a *ton* of other cozy stress relief coloring books with different themes in theirAmazon storefront! 

Add to their gift with this cult-fave colored pencil set on Amazon for $11.89! 

Promising review: "This coloring book is a wonderful way to unwind and de-stress. The illustrations feature familiar, cozy corners that are both charming and relaxing to color. The designs are intricate enough to keep you engaged but not overly complicated, making it perfect for both adults and teens. The quality of the paper is great, holding up well to colored pencils, markers, and gel pens. I love how each page feels like a little escape, and coloring them has become a therapeutic routine." —Ali El-Khatib

Get it from Amazon for $9.99. 

13. Waldorf woodland creatures — each open-ended shape is designed with holes that'll easily fit different twigs, stems, petals, and leaves you find while on nature walks. If you wanna spend more time outside but need a *purpose* to get yourself on a walk, creating tiny woodland creatures may be just the thing! 

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Promising review: "I purchased this as a gift for my 3-year-old niece and my 8-year-old son wanted to keep it. ☺️ This is a perfect size for little hands and built sustainably with great quality. It’s a great value for what I paid. Sparks imagination play 100%." —Alexis Schepker

Get it from Amazon for $27.99 (available in six set colors).

14. A dino nugget pillow that'll be adored by folks who aren't too ~chicken~ to display some controversial fine art in their home. 

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Promising review: "This dino chicken nugget pillow is a real Jurassic dream come true! It's the perfect cuddle companion for all the paleontologists-in-training or anyone with an insatiable appetite for comfort. Just be careful not to accidentally take a bite while you're napping, because it looks deliciously deceiving!" —LadyTee

Get it from Amazon for $12.99+ (available in three styles and in packs).

15. A strawberry vase sure to look ~berry~ lovely on a coffee table or nightstand if you believe "more is more" is the only way to live your life.

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Promising reviews: (Strawberry) "Oh my god, I am obsessed with this. This is literally my favorite purchase I've made on this website. When I got it, I was so excited. The paint is very vibrant and pretty, and it's a lot bigger than I thought. I'm in love with this vase, and I think you will be too. You need to get this." —Jenna

Get it from Amazon for $28.95 (available in two styles).

16. A strawberry hand cream so you can add a nutritious smoothie to your *skin's* breakfast routine. This hand cream boasts a formula with vitamin-rich strawberry extract and shea butter rich in fatty acids, which can soften those dry hands. Go ahead and toss this reviewer-loved lotion into your bag and enjoy the looks of jealousy around you when you pull this cutie out and treat your hands to a little (adorable) hydration.

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BTW — that's amini peach lip balm and a cherry lip balmpictured above! 

Promising review: "I suffer from very sensitive and very dry skin, especially during winter. I can't use most products, though, because my skin is super picky and will react badly to them the majority of the time. At first, I was hesitant to try this milk because it also has a fragrance. However, I decided to give it a shot, and to my surprise, not once did my skin react badly. This milk makes my hands very smooth for hours. It's non-greasy and smells delicious. It smells real, not that fake chemical stuff." —i_am_me

Get it from Amazon for $12 (available in five styles and gift sets).

17. A shaved sheep plushie for folks who aren't ~sheepish~ about showing off their love of darling toys. Why should kids have all the fun? 

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Promising review: "I love him. He is so cute and so well-made. He is the perfect size and shape. I named him Banana Peel Son since his wool comes off like a banana peel. Adorable. Would recommend to everyone." —Lexie Collins

Get it from Amazon for $12.99.

18. An adjustable lamp that sits, stays, and is sure to make them smile when the day feels ~ruff~.

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Promising review: "This is a super-fun lamp with various poses. The ability to change the stance is fun for my toddler and helps develop his creativity. It looks good on our desk. I also loved that it is touch sensor-activated to give it a premium look and feel. I do wish it had better cord management, so maybe a good upgrade for the manufacturer. Overall, I'm satisfied, and it met my expectations." —Bargain

Get it from Amazon for $42.74+ (available in five styles). 

19. A set ofcowboy straw toppers, because there ain't no sharin' drinks around these parts. Prevent other cowpokes from sippin' your whisky (re: water bottle) and keep it fresh and germ-free with one of these useful caps.

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Promising review: "So SO CUUUTE! 10/10!! Good product and keeps my straw from getting bugs or germs on it! Plus, it’s really cute." —JennA

Get a set of four from Amazon for$5.99. 

20. A set of Troll Doll lighter cases just might be the chaotic *treasure* you need on hand 24/7. Forget worry stones; if you dig in your purse and pull out a flaming troll head, ALL your worries will be gone in an instant. That's simply science. 

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The lighters aren't included, but reviewers mention that the cheap little ones from gas stations work perfectly (but that standard Bic ones were a tight fight)! 

Promising review: "I can't even. This is literally the cutest thing I have ever impulse bought. It’s a hit at parties and I giggle every time I remove the cute little hat to use the lighter." —Catt Pecknold 

Get a set of two from Amazon for $15.99(available in five styles). 

21. A 6.7-ounce *micro* Hydro Flaskthat'll have you shouting, "Sip sip hooray!" now that you'll no longer have to break your back trying to carry a water bottle the size and weight of a human child. This is still useful, but so teeny tiny it's even CUTER than that hypothetical human child. Win, win, win.

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Promising review: "Adorable, and way more useful than you'd think. I've been using it for water, it fits in my purse or pant pocket perfectly, and it holds more than you think. I bought a second one for my daughter and it was great at Disney the other day, not too heavy or cumbersome. It fit perfectly in the side outer pocket of her Loungefly mini backpack and kept her drink cold, and she just refilled it as needed." —erinm51 

Get it from Amazon for $19.95+ (available in 10 colors).

22. A butter-storing mushroom for adding a cute and useful tool to your countertop. Even if you don't have ~mushroom~ in your tiny kitchen, this little piece is designed to make the room feel darling and decorated without wasting space.

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Promising review: "Love this! I love mushrooms and this is such a cute way to keep my butter soft and fresh!" —Danielle Granger 

Get it from Amazon for$21.07 (available in two styles).

23. And a foldablemushroom funnel — go ahead and keep this as decor on your counter, then flip it inside out when in use. This thing is gonna put the *ahem* "fun" in "funnel." 

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Promising review: "A cute way to hide a functional task. Great idea!" —Amazon Customer

Get it from Amazon for $12.98+ (available in two sizes).

24. A pair of cactus dryer balls that'll give you the greatest delight in your way-too-adult life, freshly laundered linens. These cute and useful pals prove that whimsy doesn't have to die when responsibility strikes.

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Promising review: "I was amazed by how well these little guys worked in the dryer. I live in an apartment and am forced to use pay per use laundry and the dryer in the building always seemed to not fully dry the clothes. After a little research I ordered these two and all of my clothes come out warm, dry, with no damp spots, and never have any static cling either! These are a must-have." —Adrian Thomas

Get them from Amazon for $12.50.

25. A polar bear hydrating eye stick, your overtired eyes are practically begging you to buy. If you find yourself waking up with puffy eyes and dark circles in the mornings, give your skin some sweet, icy relief with this little polar bear pal. The formula is blended with *actual* Iceland glacial water and claims to help tighten skin and tackle dark circles. Cool.

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Promising review: "I have always had serious dark circles and bags under my eyes, and this has really changed this for me. The results are incredible. The puffiness is gone. The dark circles are hardly noticeable. My sensitive skin has not broken out. I never write reviews, but this was so good that I had to write a review. This actually works." —Ben

Get it from Amazon for $11.99 (available in four styles). 

26. A Godzilla microwave cleaner — just fill this little monster with water and vinegar and then stick it in your grimy microwave. After five minutes, that caked-on spaghetti sauce and ~mystery~ goo will loosen up so you can wipe it away and pretend it never happened. Whew. 

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Promising review: "Worked fantastically. My wife had doubts about how egregiously dirty and caked-on the gunk in our 15-year-old microwave was (she thought we'd need serious chemicals!), but with only one pass of using this, it got 80% of all the gunk built up. A second pass, a few days later, got most of the rest!" —Some Hyena

Get it from Amazon for $14.75.

27. A vampire umbrella sure to assist you even in the darkest of stormy nights, while looking positively, delightfully, terrifying ~hanging~ around your home when not in use.

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Promising review: "I ADORE vampires, Halloween, and all things bat-related. I had to have this umbrella. The feel of this umbrella makes it worthwhile. The rubbery texture assures me it will keep me dry. That's not all. Hang the umbrella up, and it looks like a sleeping vampire! Too cute!" —Rae Rae

Get it from Amazon for $24.95.

28. An unnervingly adorable cherry toilet brush that just might make scrubbing the toilet feel like the satisfying cherry on top of your bathroom to-do list. Imagine that!

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Promising review: "This toilet brush makes me want to clean my toilet. It is so cute, exactly what I wanted, and works perfectly!! Fits nicely into my bathroom decor. It was delivered in perfect condition, and I've used it three times now. If you're thinking about buying this...do it!" —Michelle Maroon

Get it from Amazon for $19.99. 

29. A taiyaki pan for folks who would travel the globe just to eat this treat. Thanks to this pan, you can have taiyaki for breakfast, lunch, and dinner. Deal!

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Promising review: "Great pan, very nonstick, and easy to clean! Made delicious taiyaki just like I had growing up in Japan!" —Shannon Y Nelson 

Get it from Amazon for $28.99.

30. A toilet paper holderthat'll give you something to do in the baaahthroom when things are taking so long that you decide to start counting sheep.

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Promising review: "It was easy to install and came packed very well with mounting screws and an anchor. I had to bend it out a little to hold jumbo size rolls of paper, but that was easy enough. It's the cutest thing ever!" —Annette

Get it from Amazon for $48.99.

31. A microwavable manatee plush — you're sure to warm up to this little pal in an instant. Whether you're feeling freezy or aching from period pains, this *lavender-scented* critter is gonna be the solution. Just toss it into the microwave and then snuggle up! Aches, chills, and lack-of-a-manatee-friend loneliness are gonna be gone in an instant! 

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Find your favorite microwavable animal on SuzziPal's homepage!

Promising review: "My grandson likes that it can get warm in the microwave and cold in the freezer. He loves manatees. He thinks it is really soft and really cute! (He told me to write this.)" —Grandma Marva

Get it from Amazon for $23.99.

32. A set of magnetic pigeon bag clips as strong and sturdy as the mighty pigeon herself. Pigeons rule the city outside — might as well embrace them indoors, too. 

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Promising review: "Super cute and great quality. Holding up well so far." —Amazon Customer

Get a pack of four from Amazon for$13.61 (available in seven other styles). 

33. A pair of toast tongs to make sure you don't burn even a little rabbit of your fingies when your toast pops up from the toaster — no matter how impatient you are when it's breakfast time. 

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Promising review: "These are the cutest toast tongs! They are nicely crafted and the long-eared bunny design is adorable. Perfect tongs for my toaster and waffle iron. It stands by itself as a little, functional piece of art, and won't get lost in the utensil drawer like my old boring tongs. The packaging is also nice and makes this really giftable, so I'll be ordering more as gifts for sure." —Tuzi

Get it from Amazon for $12.95 (available in four styles).

34. Aheart-shaped baking scalethat'll quickly be added to the laundry list of reasons you love baking — namely, it's not laundry. 

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Promising review: "This is the cutest kitchen scale I’ve ever seen! It works great and the measurements seem to be accurate." —Gwendolyn Morrison

Get it from Amazon for $18.86 (available in two styles).

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