Of the thousands of TikTok trends spawned by Olivia Rodrigo's smash debut single "drivers license," my favorite wasthe challenge where teens would ask their partners to fake break up with them on camera so they could experience the full pain of Olivia's heartbreak anthem. I quickly tried to jump on the bandwagon, asking my boyfriend of about a year to pretend-end our relationship so I could fully process this 17-year-old's pain. Much to my dismay, my (now ex) boyfriend wouldn't give our country's emerging pop-poet laureate the time of day. I wonder if he has even heard Olivia's now-famous wail, "I still f***ing love you." I wonder if I still f**ing love him.