It would have to do a lap of the Green Hell under 7 minutes and 42.2 seconds.

Some will say Nürburgring lap records are silly, especially in the case of SUVs, but bragging rights are an important factor for advertisers when setting up marketing campaigns for a vehicle that’s #1 at something. Porsche is working on a sportier version of its Cayenne Coupe, one that might get the GTS moniker and go after the ‘Ring record, although that remains to be seen.