Confession from a real-life psychopath.

I was diagnosed with antisocial personality disorder when I was a toddler but I am far from antisocial. I love hanging out with people because they are so predictable and easy to manipulate.

Emotional people do illogical things. I don’t like them but it is fun to mess with them. I always know what to say to make people feel the way I want them to, like a game. Hence, my diagnosis puzzled me.

It took me a while to understand that I may be a psychopath and psychopathy is not an official psych diagnosis.

I work in sales and it’s a damn easy job for me. I earn good, well more than 6 figures annually. I am also married but I feel nothing for my wife. I do not love my wife, she is convenient. She’s more like a pet.

I will take care of her till she dies, just like any other pet owner will do. She is in love with me and thinks I am the best husband in the world while I have cheated on her with more than 100 women. Never got found out because I am very careful. My children are also my props. I treat them well, make them happy and they will love me forever.

I am living the ideal life. A high income, a loving family, cute children, and many women but I am bored.