File this under not-so-cool stuff happening in 2021: While walking Lady Gaga’s French bulldogs Gustavo, Koji, and Miss Asia last night, personal dog walker Ryan Fischer was attacked by a gunman who shot him repeatedly in the chest, then grabbing the dogs and fleeing from the scene. Only Gustavo and Koji were ultimately kidnapped, with Miss Asia evading capture, and Fischer is recovering in the hospital from his gunshot wounds while Gaga has, from Italy, put out a $500,000 reward — no questions asked — for the return of her two bulldogs. It is not yet determined whether this terrifying attack was targeted to Gaga in particular, and police have noted that French bulldogs can sell for a high price, making the breed itself an occasional target.