Courtesy CBS.

Soooooo, that took a turn. Here I was ready to write all about Jeff Probst's rain-slicked hair making him look like a Showtime-era Pat Riley, and Rocksroy's tragically unfulfilled dreams of a Sausage Party alliance. Have a little fun. Make a few jokes. Eat a little Applebee's. Possibly throw in a mildly disparaging Fishbach reference. The usual.