Let it be known that I while I do not spiritually agree with Instagram "challenges", I will make an exception for any "challenge" that results in Tom Holland (and potentially Jake Gyllenhaal) being shirtless for abs-olutely no reason whatsoever. Social media meme challenges continue to be a pox on our society dressed in the disguise of a slow and steady quarantined spiral. But, as my toaster whispered to me the other day at lunch, "Wouldest thou like to spiral thirstily?"