*Is the mic on?* I have a confession… One that, might lose me some beauty journalist points. I hate moisturising my body. I hate standing round starkers after a shower waiting for an oil to sink in, and I hate throwing my clothes on too quickly over the top (bleurgh, clammy). I hate feeling like I’ve been basted for the day and I hate the vexing side-eye my boyfriend throws at me when my heels scrape up the bed (he moisturises every day and he’s quite smug about it).