Unless you’ve been living under a rock (by that I mean not scrolling TikTok for hours) duringthis pandemic, you’ve probably heard about L’Oreal’s Infallible face powder making real live people look like porcelain dolls.

I actually do live under a rock and the only reason I know about this magical face dust (which makes you look like you live in a filter) is because my 15-year-old daughter keeps me in the know.