I have attended the annual CPAC hootenanny just often enough to know I never want to go back to one again. However, the only real contagions I ever noticed there were greed and ignorance, to which some people have no natural immunity. This year, though, it seems that the wingding functioned as a kind of petri dish, especially among its celebrity entertainers. Somebody carrying the coronavirus got through with a VIP pass and may have passed the virus along to a number of VIPs—including, perhaps, the President* of the United States. Of course, if Vanity Fair’s reporting is accurate, the president* has his own theories as to how he may have come in contact with the current pandemic.