SINGAPORE – Even if you know nothing about British rock band Oasis, you will know that Noel and Liam Gallagher, the brothers at the core, wrote and sang Wonderwall – and cannot stand each other.

The pair broke up in 2009 after years of sniping, mid-show walkouts and at least one cricket bat to the head.

They have just announced that Oasis will reunite and tour in 2025.

Of course, it’s all a naked cash grab, but then so is every job on Earth. Weirdly, we have issues with greedy musicians but are fine with football or tennis players getting fat contracts. Our values are a bit off, wouldn’t you say?