Every week on WandaVision, we’ve been watching the inhabitants of a small New Jersey town spellbound by the powers of Wanda Maximoff, helplessly re-enacting a constantly changing sitcom reality. In episode 7, that spell extended to me, and probably you, in the form of a tremendously catchy song that I cannot get out of my damn head. You might consider it a spoiler, so here’s your warning about that: turn away now. In fact, don’t even watch WandaVision if you don’t want your mind invaded by kitschy organs, cheery baritones, and a chorus you’ll repeat in your head every day, forever.