Not to be all "old man yells at cloud," but we have too much access these days: to information, technology, and, in particular, to people's private lives. More specifically, to their romantic relationships. Where once our forefathers had to scour the pages of celebrity magazines to unearth mere morsels of hookup and breakup gossip, now there's whole forums dedicated to the minutiae of even the most D-list celebrities' romantic exploits.