For the past 15 years, I’ve been repeatedly tricked by Patches, the lovable scamp of FromSoftware’s Souls games. Despite him leaving me for dead multiple times and generally being a sniveling little shit, I never want him to go away. He’s become the best long-running joke in FromSoftware’s games since his debut appearance in 2009’s Demon’s Souls, and he made a very memorable appearance in 2022’s Elden Ring.