Don't you just hate it when you get a tattoo so mortifying that you have to go on a TV programme and show it everyone in order to get it fixed?

Pain in the arse isn't it? ... Particularly in the case of Sam, who appeared on last (Thursday) night's episode of Tattoo Fixerson E4.

Like the majority of guests on the show, she thought the tattoo would be a laugh while she was on holiday, but grew to regret it with time - which you'd think she should have known when getting 'I love anal' permanently plastered across her arse.